r/AskReddit Sep 25 '22

What is the worst part about porn? NSFW

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u/Ok-Albatross430 Sep 25 '22

The follow through. Did she get the raise? Make the sale? They never show that part!

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u/DavidManvell Sep 25 '22

Actually I saw one where the girl didn't get the job in the end because right at the climax the wife of the boss walked in. I was surprised they finished it

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u/Medieval-Mind Sep 25 '22

I saw one once, similar, only she didnt get the job 'cause the boss had gotten his bailey wicked already - what did he need with some slut? Like, ouch.

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u/Kamorashi Sep 25 '22

Can you send me the link my friend wants it for research purposes

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u/DavidManvell Sep 25 '22

I'll look for it. All in the manor for helping science of course.

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u/Kamorashi Sep 25 '22

FOR THE SCIENCE

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u/caninecum Sep 25 '22

commenting for the update

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u/Key-Lab226 Sep 25 '22

all of you are the future of human beings

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u/bzaroworld Sep 25 '22

yo I saw one where this guy creampied a girl and then they actually cut to 9 months later and she had a baby in a stroller, blew my mind

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u/Cool_Rip_2273 Sep 25 '22

No way dude. That can't be real.

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u/Fresh_Fox3547 Sep 25 '22

Did she ever get out of that washing machine? We may Never Know

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u/woahdude12321 Sep 25 '22

Where tf did that whole thing even come from and is it possible to be stuck in a washing machine? Doubt it

Stepmom got a new washing machine and this one is a side loader

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22 edited Oct 15 '22

I saw a gay porn once where the boss told his poor-performing employee that if the employee didn't bottom, he'd be fired. So the employee left the boss fuck him, and at the end the boss picks up the employees clothes, throws them at him, it tells him to get out, he's fired. Talk about disappointing follow through.

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u/TomomiimomoT Sep 25 '22

That's awful. I hope the employee went straight to HR and got his job back.

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u/Kiwitarts69 Sep 25 '22

I ALWAYS HATED TGAT, LIKE I WAS INVESTED IN THE STORY

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u/mgmacius12 Sep 25 '22

Sure you were, like we all!

“Grab your dick and double click! Porn! Porn! Porn!”

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u/Legendof1983 Sep 25 '22

Did that pizza ever get eaten when they finished fucking?

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u/tinathefatlardgosh Sep 25 '22

Seeing my reflection on the blank screen before the clip loads.

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u/Heavy-Ad-7220 Sep 25 '22

There is a quite similar moment, when you play video games. I often thought there should be a name for this moment of absolute absence of meaning, when you stare into that black mirror and wait for the happy lights to entertain you.

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u/slavnar95 Sep 25 '22

Fake tits, fake screaming/moaning, giant dicks, lack of variety.

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u/justbrowsing987654 Sep 25 '22

The fake meaning/screaming pulls me out every time. I don’t expect it to be high quality acting but clearly fake, over the top moaning pulls me out every time.

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u/ARTI_CO Sep 25 '22

after you jerk off about 1000 times you don't unlock the golden fleshlight, you unlock unsatisfaction and you end up literally browsing through pornhub home pages to find a good porn... never thought i would do that, not at my prime rn

i used to enter the website, click the first link and cum before i even finished the advertisement

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u/Due_Responsibility59 Sep 25 '22

Bruh I've given up on porn websites for porn, I use reddit now. Search on Google "nsfw multireddit" . It will suck your soul even deeper down the abyss

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u/Equivalent-Soil-6754 Sep 25 '22

there’s never sound in reddit

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u/HorseInteresting2156 Sep 25 '22

Use apollo. Sound works then

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u/Equivalent-Soil-6754 Sep 25 '22

tf is apollo

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u/HorseInteresting2156 Sep 25 '22

Look it up in AppStore/play store

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u/riotsquadgaming2 Sep 25 '22

i've already surpassed that amount for the year lol

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u/Chickenator587 Sep 25 '22

There is a way out brother, you've probably heard of r/nofap, I wanna assure you that it's not just about it's namesake, it's about having a healthy relationship with mastrubation, if you want things to change I'm sure the people there can help you

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u/Inside_Speaker3166 Sep 25 '22

The overwhelming step sibling stuff on the front page

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u/10-4_Big-Daddy Sep 25 '22

I really don’t understand why this isn’t blowing up and at the top of the list. Is there really a high demand for people wanting to sleep with step siblings and step parents?? It was never like this and all of the sudden one day it just exploded and now it’s predominately all over everything. WTF is happening with the other humans?!?!?

Not only am I not surprised it’s not blowing up to the top of the list, by why this isn’t addressed and talked about all the time on the alleged socially conscious Reddit for as much as these muppets talk about porn around here?!?!?

WTF happened to the other humans that they just decided to look the other way on this matter if they truly aren’t into that shit?!?!?

What a f-cked up world we live in now. End of rant.

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u/vswlife Sep 25 '22

It's only step- because the real blood relation incest themed stuff caused the credit card companies to threaten to stop processing payment for the porn sites so all that stuff is a compromise to still have incest themed content *wink-wink*

gross.

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u/TwoTheVictor Sep 25 '22

All that pizza getting cold

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u/okla25 Sep 25 '22

That's the one i was looking for first eat pizza then do the all other stuff

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u/throwaway68648965 Sep 25 '22

The fake moaning

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u/az3ar01 Sep 25 '22

If they will not do that then people will not enjoy watching.

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u/bone-in_donuts Sep 25 '22

Except of course when Kim Kardashian told Ray Jay “oh Ray Jay you’re fuckin’ this pussy so good..”

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u/Appropriate-Divide64 Sep 25 '22

The comment section. Who comments on a porn video? Who are you people?

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u/Due_Raspberry_6708 Sep 25 '22

most of comments there are either scams or jokes lmao

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u/HadesTheHunter Sep 25 '22

Good old Pornhub comment days eh?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

The copier that never gets fixed.

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u/CoarselyRefined Sep 25 '22

Seriously, I've got to xerox this report for 20 people at the 2pm Board meeting and Ashley is in there getting her "ink cartridge refilled". I mean, that doesn't even make any fucking sense!!

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u/SCRedWolf Sep 25 '22

I know right? The xerox machine uses a toner cartridge, not ink!

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u/gimp1615 Sep 25 '22

Let me see the copier again

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u/JimJamYimYam Sep 25 '22

"You'll never guess what happens next."

'He fixes the cable?"

-Logjammin'

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u/DenverBowie Sep 25 '22

The story's ludicrous.

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u/Shevek99 Sep 25 '22

"Boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they seen Karl Hungus"

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u/Atomaardappel Sep 25 '22

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey

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u/stephers85 Sep 25 '22

The disastrous and often painful results when guys try to copy what they've seen in porn

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u/ALEISMYNAME Sep 25 '22

Please elaborate

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u/cf-myolife Sep 25 '22

Thinking consent is optionnal, that a girl saying no is enjoying, that we orgasm with only penetration, that the women are toys to be fucked, that dicks are supposed to be huge, that sex last 40 minutes, that girls moan loudly all the time, that incest/step is okay... And the list goes on.

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u/fightingatworldsend Sep 25 '22

Pornography shows rough sex with minimal forplay, as well as lots of anal sex (often painful for women), and 'deepthroat' categories, which woman mostly do not enjoy, and men often watch this and think this is normal behaviour (and many addicts are desensitized to the pain in porn and objectify sexual partners etc)

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u/stephers85 Sep 25 '22

Yup, that about covers it. They also don't ask before doing any of it, they just go ahead and do it.

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u/unicorn-semen Sep 25 '22

I read somewhere that female porn stars enjoy boring, vanilla sex with their boyfriends/husbands because they get tired of all the awkward positions and painful stuff they do in videos.

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u/Boompastompa Sep 25 '22

Just sick of seeing your mom

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u/SULover2002 Sep 25 '22

Damn, woke up and chose violence!

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u/pimebu Sep 25 '22

The moans, they are ridiculous tbh

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u/Fresh_Fox3547 Sep 25 '22

Which is why you should watch Amateur porn, its literally just two people having sex and recording it. No Script. No Bullshit. All Real

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u/UnorthadoxGeneology Sep 25 '22

Honestly, I dislike how there's not a cohesive conclusion. It ends in a cream pie, facial, etc., but I wanna know what happened AFTER. Like, are the step-siblings forever awkward after he fucked her while she was stick in the dryer? Do they keep fucking?

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u/Common-Wish-2227 Sep 25 '22

She actually died there, in the washing machine. Didn't see that coming, did you???

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u/Medieval-Mind Sep 25 '22

But now we know!

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u/gateguard64 Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

I thought Folgers discontinued screened media spots.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

His son will know that his mom fucked her bully in his own bed? Her husband it's gonna divorce her? It that guy gonna "unalive" himself after the divorce? I mean, for real, that's a situation that can start a chain reaction that would destroy that family

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u/Mc_Nubbington Sep 25 '22

I need an update on the porn cinematic universe

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u/brighter_hell Sep 25 '22

Years later at family reunions, do the step-siblings laugh about all of it? Is it awkward?

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u/ami2weird4u Sep 25 '22

The question is if she ever got out of the dryer.

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u/trobodo Sep 25 '22

The human trafficking involved, not the fake moaning lol

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u/woahdude12321 Sep 25 '22

What? Is there really?

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u/fightingatworldsend Sep 25 '22

Yep, sex traffickers use porn sites to sell their 'product' ie the terrified people, including minors who have no choice in the matter, and the viewers will (for the most part) never know if what they're watching is consetual or not. Also a lot of pornography is coercive, they find broke young woman who don't have any other options left and exploit that vulnerability. High rates of PTSD and rape in the industry as well, it's a shit show.

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u/Goblet-of-Rock Sep 25 '22

And many people go into it due to unhealed sex abuse trauma. So if they weren’t trafficked themselves, they were molestation victims who went into sex work because they were told it’s all they were good for. If you beat it to porn it’s a non-zero chance you are beating it to a rape or CSA victim.

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u/SandyVapour992 Sep 25 '22

The unrealistic expectations that it breeds.

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u/Azuria_4 Sep 25 '22

Agreed, I've never seen any social services arrives the same day or the next day to fix anything in my house

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u/MeatyDeathstar Sep 25 '22

Those scenes where the actress is obviously uncomfortable, in pain, and not enjoying it in any way shape or form. Those moans aren't pleasure, they're a cover up for "oh god just let this end already."

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u/-_-NAME-_- Sep 25 '22

Like regular porn sucks because there's no plot or any kind of emotional connection and it can be quite gross and there's too many weird fetishes. I've gravitated towards Adult visual novels. It's more of an experience. Like fine dining vs fast food.

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u/throwawaycorridor25 Sep 25 '22

This plus the moans lol. The moans can be so grating.

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u/-_-NAME-_- Sep 25 '22

I mean sure yeah porn is full of bad acting and overacting and the fake moans are right at the top of the list.

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u/azriel777 Sep 25 '22

Same, I used to be into eroge, but moved to western VN's, which I am actually enjoying more.

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u/Zjoee Sep 25 '22

POV where the camera is always 6 inches away from whatever your looking at. I don't know about y'all, but I can see a lot more than just a 15° cone of vision in front of my face. When a girl is on top, I can see every part of her, not just a zoomed in view of her.

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u/gphodgkins9 Sep 25 '22

Exactly--most POV is terrible.

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u/Drew10643 Sep 25 '22

non-virgin on Reddit? EXPEL THIS SCALLYWAG, THIS HOODLUM

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u/Zjoee Sep 25 '22

Shit, I've been discovered! smoke grenade

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u/Drew10643 Sep 25 '22

NOT SO FAST! YOU JUST THREW SOME FLOUR ON THE FLOOR AND STARTED TO SKIP AWAY!

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u/Zjoee Sep 25 '22

You leave me no choice. POCKET SAND!

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u/Manonfirre Sep 25 '22

How unrealistic it is.

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u/GMSryBut Sep 25 '22

Yeah, calling a plumber and he arrives the next day?

NEVER will that happen.

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u/Manonfirre Sep 25 '22

Exactly , that is a 3 day wait at a minimum and you will not be stuck under the sink with your ass in the air.

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u/LennaPine Sep 25 '22

you will not be stuck under the sink with your ass in the air

No, but he might

What, why are you all looking at me like that

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u/Torcal4 Sep 25 '22

It’s a 3-day wait and then they say they’ll arrive between 12 and 4 but then they actually arrive at 6 and by that point you have to run out because you have to go do groceries.

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u/Real_Chocolate_2426 Sep 25 '22

blow job slurps and gulps, especially recorded in a big echoey room. my misophonia goes all the way to redline when i hear that. have to mute that part or skip it.

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u/Jackielegs93 Sep 25 '22

Really layered on dirty talk. Oh and that angle that’s 100% dude buttle, balls and gooch, slamming into an indistinguishable hole.

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u/Snoo92783 Sep 25 '22

The post nut clarity about what you just watched.

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u/stealth_mode_76 Sep 25 '22

It gives an unrealistic idea of what sex is.

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u/ryfitadf Sep 25 '22

It's really unrealistic, and young people who've see loads of it before they've actually had sex will think they're doing something wrong.

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u/UselessGenZer Sep 25 '22

The worst part? Probably the manipulation, abuse, etc. that goes on behind the scenes in that industry

Not to mention it destroying sexual expectations for both genders

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u/AGameOfTiddlywinks Sep 25 '22

Really expected this to be the top answer. It's certainly the worst part in my mind.

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u/UndeadBatRat Sep 25 '22

THANK YOU. It is rare to see these opinions on Reddit, people get big mad when you point out that the industry isn't all sunshine and rainbows, or that it heavily influences people's real sex lives.

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u/PSTGtheFirst Sep 25 '22

To add to all the great points made before me: The accessibility to young, impressionable people.

Generally speaking, the final product follows a narrative that normalizes the abuse of women, the sequential acts resulting in something I once asked a young college about. He revealed he "always finished that way". As the father of a 16-year-old girl, I would be distraught and disgusted to find out that someone was thinking of doing anything like this, or making it seem like it's normal. It is not.

It's like assuming that driving is like "Fast and the Furious" because you watched them growing up. It is not.

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u/gateguard64 Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Ass slapping. It looks phony and is executed like someone who is new to the idea of having hands, starts swatting imaginary flies while on set. Seriously can't stand the look nor the idea behind it.

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u/Pentacostal-Haircut Sep 25 '22

Plus, I don’t even know where they came up with that stupid idea. Who does that? The slap and the hand stays in place

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

You too?

I totally agree. You either go in smacking that ass like a bongo or you just don't do it at all. I've seen so many spanking videos that are like love taps, is what they call them. Barely any touch, just light pats and that's still enough to make the recipient go "AAHHH!"?

Not good enough.

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u/gateguard64 Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

For something like that to happen, it's at the point where things are starting to go off the rails. Couples getting caught up in the moment. Real passion is hard to film when it's scripted. I rarely bother with professionally produced porn because it has the depth and texture of a barely wiped down dining booth at McDonalds. I like authenticity of amature films shot in slightly disarrayed bedrooms with real bodies, that haven't been plucked shaved or bleached. That's where passion happens and it's authentic

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u/TheRetroToad Sep 25 '22

Now I’m imagining them practicing the slapping by swatting at imaginary flies before they start

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u/Past_Television7920 Sep 25 '22

You can't unsee it 🥹

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u/mintbuffal0 Sep 25 '22

The perks of Aphantasia.

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u/TacticalCorvix Sep 25 '22

How they ruin the way you view your own gender or the opposite gender

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u/EllinorMetalhead- Sep 25 '22

When 98% of the women have water balloons into their tits, when the man is just quiet and doesn't moan at all. When the dick is like 8 inches like bro are you a horse or sum?

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u/_Irema Sep 25 '22

That's Horsist.

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u/RL_Meeseeks Sep 25 '22

Becoming addicted to it

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u/Commercial_Spend_535 Sep 25 '22

Id say how unrealistic a lot of it is. Yes I understand it’s for entertainment, but it almost de-sensitizes you to reality.

It seems that in every video I have watched it’s always some guy with a Penis the size of a sub sandwich and a girl who is usually a super submissive nymphomaniac; in some quasi situation which requires them to have sex.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

That it's nowhere near to the real act of sexual intercourse.

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u/MontyPythonlover Sep 25 '22

Unrealistic expectations

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u/Leona_Faye Sep 25 '22

Some people are trafficked as a means of production. I narrowly avoided it myself.

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u/fightingatworldsend Sep 25 '22

You never know if you're watching something consentual, so I don't watch.

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u/Besunmin Sep 25 '22

The search

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u/173ra Sep 25 '22

degradation of women. all the guys who think that's how real sex should be like.

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u/attack-ninja Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

I'm gonna put a dick in this, now in that, now watch me jerk it, now watch me jizz

Not sure why straight guys are obsessed with other guys dicks.

Those same guys are going around saying "no homo" constantly

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u/0najimi Sep 25 '22

they wore socks and didnt make eye contact

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u/BigChonkyPP Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Look into abstinence education and this will all make sense. Basically it only talked about male arousal and how that worked. The purpose was to make women afraid of sex and make them think its painful. For instance I was taught that womens vaginas were only 4 inches deep so any dick bigger than that just caused pain as it would hit the cervical wall. This is more or less a modernization of traditional puritanical thought: "women dont have orgasms, penetration is just pain, pleasure is separate from procreation".

In reality as a woman becomes aroused the cervical wall retracts up to 9 inches. Thats not even mentioning how this education never discusses the clitoris and when it does it doesnt mention that the clitoris is intertwined with the entire female vaginal, anal, and urethral systems. Meaning its a complicated and interconnected nerve structure related to the central nervous system. Generally deep penetration and extended sessions lead to things like multiple orgasms not possible in males. Really hot TBH if you arent the insecure type.

TLDR: porn is focused on male arousal because sex ed in most western cultures only covers male arousal. Western men for the most part dont know how female arousal works and this thread is evidence of that. Learning how female arousal and orgasms work is an inherent threat to the western male mentality that dominates reddit and modern conservative culture as a whole.

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u/UndeadBatRat Sep 25 '22

This is why I don't like porn. Almost ALL of it is made to cater to male sexuality, and I'm not going to go on a hunt just to find something decent. It's much more efficient to just use my imagination lol

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u/_scorpio_rising_ Sep 25 '22

i appreciate what you're saying though i'm pretty sure it's part of the peripheral nervous system & not the cns

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u/DreamingSeraph Sep 25 '22

The horrible abuses in the industry. Look it up.

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u/fightingatworldsend Sep 25 '22

I know, it's awful.

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u/Admiral1047 Sep 25 '22

I remember this story from a buddy who was trying to wach off that never left me. He was watching this video and she was chained down and the guys were wearing masks and stuff, he didn’t think to much of it because some people are just kinky, but at the end they threw her in this room with a bunch of other women and locked it. That’s when he realized it was kidnapping and rape that he had just watched. Stuffs really messed up and a lot of people don’t realize it

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u/IAmNotFeeeelingGood Sep 25 '22

The exploitation of 'barely legal' men and women, it's one step up from pedophilia

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u/jGqjebOqOro Sep 25 '22

How mentally destroying it is

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u/Much_Instruction_975 Sep 25 '22

Two things.

  1. It's highly unregulated. So you can't actually guarantee that the performers are of age, consenting, not under an influence or addicted to substances, or not revenge porn.

  2. The influence it has over people. I'd love to think that the human race is intelligent enough to realise that it's acting, it's has alot more layers and components than the end result just like any other movie or show. But apparently a big chunk of the population just don't care, and aim to reenact it even applying coersion and pressure while attempting to normalise it. By casually stating, "how can I get this girl, woman, my partner to be fine with me using her to play characters off a show I saw". There's also porn induced Ed, addictions (said loosely because they cant really confirm they are) which tells me that there's perhaps alot more choice and control involved with this one that makes it worse. It can damage relationships which I'm not just talking about romantic ones, even parent child. Honestly people are scarily apathetic about it's impacts. I realize alot can watch it, enjoy it and be fine. However, that does not negate the other side. It's possible to have both. And it's not just a few, it's a multi billion dollar worldwide industry, to think it's 100% clean it's obsudly and deliberately oblivious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

huge dongs

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u/DougghNut Sep 25 '22

Everything

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u/AroundThe_World Sep 25 '22

hole switching

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/Aselleus Sep 25 '22

I'm a straight woman, and I think a lot of the guys in porn are gross too.

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u/Deadlifts_n_Riffs Sep 25 '22

I’m going to start a porn studio that exclusively recruits actors who have colds/allergies/congestion and haven’t eaten.

I’m going to use really sensitive mics and have the set catered.

End result: During the action, you constantly shnorking, mouth breathing, and stomachs growling.

Your thoughts?

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u/Aselleus Sep 25 '22

So ASMR porn? Go on...

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u/riotsquadgaming2 Sep 25 '22

i'd jerk off to it

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u/Medieval-Mind Sep 25 '22

The guys are gross man

Are you suggesting Ron Jeremy isn't the pinnacle of human beauty?!

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u/Soggy-Substance1912 Sep 25 '22

When they do a big creamy spit onto someones penis or pussy. Dont use spit as lub, yuck. And it just reaffirms that thry arnt really that into it because shes not getting wet on her own

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u/NeverLearnedBass Sep 25 '22

It's boring.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Yep, Brazzers need to make the bald dude train more to make a proper parody of John Wick, the could call it "Johnny Wack"

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u/LennaPine Sep 25 '22

The weird theming. Not everything needs to be step-this and stuck-that. Sometimes two people just want to have sex, and then do.

But if you're going to make an incest fantasy or a sexual coercion fantasy about EVERYTHING, that's really annoying.

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u/otter_dragon Sep 25 '22

That it's not always consensual for everyone involved, and you can't always tell when it is or isn't.

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u/fightingatworldsend Sep 25 '22

Lots of women in porn have talked about this, how rape is just seen as an unfortunate part of the job, many of them were a few days away from homelessness and didn't see another way out, ptsd is common and the sex is often incredibly painful and brutal, I read an article where a woman started crying because it hurt and the producer told the man to press her face into the pillow if she got too hysterical so during editing it would be easier to edit it out.

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u/bannedinaday31 Sep 25 '22

It’s not really their step sister

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u/Rapidpacelighttug Sep 25 '22

Why does it mostly end in a money shot. I mean why not start it with one.

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u/DankDawg42069 Sep 25 '22

It’s bad for your brain, fakest stimulation you can get.

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u/DankDawg42069 Sep 25 '22

Your brain thinks you are having sex in reality you looking at a screen. Go outside

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Why does the plumber see the woman going into the restroom, hear the shower turn on, then go in? Also does he get paid for his services? I gotta know

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u/eddmario Sep 25 '22

How hard it is to find a good one

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/halfcookies Sep 25 '22

Thank you Roger Waters

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u/cf-myolife Sep 25 '22

That really is the bigger problem about porn for you?

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u/D-C-A Sep 25 '22

Probably knowing how badly the actors are being treated IRL, not just from “fans” but the production themselves, they’re being bullied and harassed to a good degree and make it almost impossible to leave the industry.

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u/fightingatworldsend Sep 25 '22

Right, with huge rates of PTSD and rape, when woman in porn say that rape on set is normal and expected, and producers do nothing... truly awful.

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u/bueno__ Sep 25 '22

Everything

Don’t watch porn, it’s unhealthy

If you want to masturbate, just masturbate. No need to cloud your brain with unrealistic expectations and temptations.

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u/Otherwise-Dot-5779 Sep 25 '22

Homemade porn. 👍🏻

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u/Deadlifts_n_Riffs Sep 25 '22

Way ahead of you.

Been making my own porn in MSPaint for years.

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u/BE_chems Sep 25 '22

No no what you do, is take like 50 pictures of your penis, select the 5 best and send those to all females you can find on social media, twitter, facebook, Instagram, ...anything ! Send it to thousands and there will be at least one who sends back some thing that you can masturbate to

(Yes this is sarcasm)

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u/OneObligation412 Sep 25 '22

As a family man, I can approve

(yes, this is sarcasm)

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u/ActionDesigner Sep 25 '22

Sad that I have to add sarcasm label

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u/Medieval-Mind Sep 25 '22

You say sarcasm, but I'm betting that would work, sadly.

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u/cf-myolife Sep 25 '22

Hopefully you say it's sarcasm, but some people really do that..

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u/bwoods519 Sep 25 '22

The lack of respect depicted.

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u/Porcine_Entourage Sep 25 '22

All of it. Don’t watch it and don’t support that industry. You’re better than that, king. 👑

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u/LittleRocketMan317 Sep 25 '22

The fact that hotels used to charge you $29.00 for an hour movie when you really only watched 5 minutes of it before falling asleep?

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u/palofdrone Sep 25 '22

My butt hurts all the time.

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u/Drow_Sucker Sep 25 '22

Improperly tagged videos. If somebody likes it, fine. However, I want to be warned if a guy in a cheaply made teddy bear suit is going to barge into, and subsequently take over the scene. That, and potentially triggering/niche things, especially in hentai. Guro and non-con should be labeled better.

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u/woahdude12321 Sep 25 '22

Everyone check out Bellesa house on corn hub. All these problems are solved there. Porn made by women and they have some great different series

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u/SnooPets5219 Sep 25 '22

There is barely any good gay porn, I swear down it’s either always recorded on a toaster 140p or absolutely disgusting like a dick that has been cut through the middle or disformed bodies etc. why can’t their just be good quality gay porn.

(I am not gay but I am male)

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u/Silly_Detail9582 Sep 25 '22

it destroys your soul.

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u/5tupidusernames Sep 25 '22

Every stepsister being stuck in the fucking washing machine! It doesn’t matter how smart, they seem to be, they always seem to be jammed in that fucking washing machine!

Jk sorry, couldn’t help but make the comment

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u/Casualman789 Sep 25 '22

Worst part? worst part to me is that im not in it/wish it was me lol

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u/Ethario Sep 25 '22

I can only cum so many times in a day.

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u/ijeanofdreammie Sep 25 '22

I made three independent porn videos. The worst part is after the shoot, when you’re paying everyone, it never seems like you’re paying the actors enough. Not the guys so much - they’d probably work for free - but the women. I’d pay them, but there was always a letdown look in their eyes. Honestly, it’s why I got out of the business. I was paying a standard day rate for shoots, but always wished I could pay better - as a startup, there was no revenue. I lost a pile on the whole venture. The crew got union scale, even though these weren’t union shoots, because I didn’t want guys with no necks beating the shit out of me. So yeah, from the production side, for me, that was the worst part. It felt like exploitation though I objectively knew it wasn’t. Hope this isn’t a giant bummer to read.

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u/philosopher_cat_lady Sep 25 '22

The gratuity. Just film the people from the vantage point of if I was watching them in real life. I don't need to see an under-ball shot of P in V

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u/Catsinbowties Sep 25 '22

All the 'pleasuring women' parts are especially awful. That's doesn't feel good it fucking hurts. Stop trying to start a fire on me. Don't ram a single finger in super fast repeatedly, I'd rather be poked in the eye.

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u/SWC8181 Sep 25 '22

That you never see a guy get mace in his eyes

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u/SoarSoftly Sep 25 '22

Everyone looks the same. Cut shaven guys, shaven teen girls with big fake tits. How about some hairy men? Women with big real tits? Chubby people that aren't fetishized? People who aren't white?

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u/BonFireFox_ Sep 25 '22

All of it but especially the negative effect it has on personality, socialising skills and especially how it destroys a man's ability to respect women

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u/MrPotatonuggets Sep 25 '22

I always wondered whether THAT many people are actually into all the step-incest shit or there were just a few videos at first that were just actually good besides that part and it caught on. And now, of course step-incest shit gets a ton of views because it's all you can find.

I remember several years ago when it suddenly started taking over everything. I thought it was weird as fuck.

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u/Bean-Swellington Sep 25 '22

All the loose ends and gaping plot holes are a major distraction

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u/paigerh13 Sep 25 '22

THE ACTING. WHEN ALL OF THE GIRLS WEAR PIGTAILS ITS GROSS.

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u/Jasons_Brain Sep 25 '22

It doesn't tell the whole story.

You see 2 or 3 people having hot sex for about 30 minutes. But it doesn't show the other 23 and a half hours of these peoples' day. Or the rest of their week.

You don't see them awkwardly getting dressed afterwards while trying to attempt light, meaningless conversation. You don't see them get into their car and drive back to their dull, depressing lives or their tedious, monotonous jobs.

It makes sex look like the be-all and end-all of existence.

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u/sharksville Sep 25 '22

Everything

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u/SB612Jf22 Sep 25 '22

All of it

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u/Hour-Insect-9320 Sep 25 '22

The actors childhoods

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

not enough male anus

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