r/AskReddit Sep 25 '22

What would be a terrible response to being told "I love you"?

22 Upvotes

28

u/Tremor_Sense Sep 25 '22

That's lit, fam

6

u/SpicyDuckNugget Sep 25 '22

Hahaha if someone said that I would instantly not be in love anymore

2

u/some_guy59 Sep 25 '22

That's lit as the fuse for this vest 😏

22

u/IAmTheBornReborn Sep 25 '22

So you'll pay off my credit cards then?

1

u/Potential-Natural636 Sep 25 '22

Damn this one got me.

21

u/Eastern-Seri-9310 Sep 25 '22

"I'm still pulling the plug Grandma..."

1

u/_Irema Sep 25 '22

Grandpa: Son, you've pulled the wrong type of plug.

1

u/DramaInspector Sep 25 '22

No, I didn't wink

22

u/Aleeeeeeeee666 Sep 25 '22

"Ok, but who asked ?"

49

u/palostabandgrab Sep 25 '22

I know

8

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Princess Leia would like to disagree.

3

u/_Irema Sep 25 '22

Leia can't get enough of that Han Polo.

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16

u/had98c Sep 25 '22

I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.

6

u/Sharkaiju Sep 25 '22

I know, I heard you the first time

2

u/DecisionsMade Sep 25 '22

Was scrolling down to see this. Nice to see a fellow Costanza fan.

15

u/Comfortable_Ad5806 Sep 25 '22

You'll grow out of it

2

u/Sir_MangoMan Sep 25 '22

I'm like one of those foods where it smells really good, but then I taste horrible. All metaphorical of course

12

u/MinuteWatercress Sep 25 '22

Thanks

7

u/i_hug_powerpoles Sep 25 '22

That's …friendly at least, I guess.

13

u/mobileJay77 Sep 25 '22

Doctors log: After 35 days in captivity, subject 12-B confirmes my Stockholm-Syndrome thesis.

8

u/Trick_Praline_7959 Sep 25 '22

Thanks, but reconsider.

26

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

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11

u/i_hug_powerpoles Sep 25 '22

Haha, oh no. So "oh…" and then what, silence? Crickets chirping? What happened next?

8

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

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1

u/miqzer Sep 25 '22

Hmhm...

10

u/GTXFork Sep 25 '22

Finger guns

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

-_-

1

u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Sep 25 '22

He’s shooting you with his fingers! Haha! Wild

7

u/ortolon Sep 25 '22

"Get over it"

2

u/Catch-me-ifyou-can Sep 25 '22

Happy cake day!!

2

u/BigusChungusMoment Sep 25 '22

Happy cake day

1

u/Chewwiechops-999 Sep 25 '22

Happy Cake Day

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Happy Cake day!

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9

u/Appropriate-Divide64 Sep 25 '22

"Who are you and how did you get in my house?"

8

u/AVrdt Sep 25 '22

"Why?"

5

u/ThingsThatComeToMind Sep 25 '22

I hate you

1

u/yParticle Sep 25 '22

"She cares! She really, really cares!"

5

u/narcissistich03 Sep 25 '22

"...your total is $5.79, please pull up to the first window,"

5

u/goodfurball2288 Sep 25 '22

Ok what do you want

3

u/furiousgeorge54 Sep 25 '22

K or Aw, Thanks you’re like a brother to me! 🤗

2

u/Mor_Hjordis Sep 25 '22

I've got a friend, and were like that all the time, sometimes.

"Love you, like a brother.", "I know sis, you've told me before".

10

u/Michiel170207 Sep 25 '22

Yea youre the 100th customer to tell me that, now get dressed

3

u/trentsim Sep 25 '22

That's what she said

3

u/TrishPenhall Sep 25 '22

Awesome sauce

3

u/QiBoo Sep 25 '22

That’s nice.

3

u/Round-Jellyfish9962 Sep 25 '22

We need to talk.

1

u/yParticle Sep 25 '22

Shortest. Relationship. Ever.

3

u/yParticle Sep 25 '22

"Who are you?"

3

u/Diablix Sep 25 '22

A terrible decision, really.

3

u/NemoAtkins2 Sep 25 '22

Screaming in terror and running away.

7

u/Useful_Ad_165 Sep 25 '22

Silence ig🤷🏻‍♀️

2

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Seen...

2

u/Michiel170207 Sep 25 '22

Alright kid, now go home to your parents

2

u/Tall_Push7630 Sep 25 '22

"That's debatable, But I think the letter M is underrated"

1

u/i_hug_powerpoles Sep 25 '22

It sure is!!!

2

u/im_phoebe Sep 25 '22

Thank you and i have been told it's the worst response

2

u/CapG_13 Sep 25 '22

"I know you do and I don't care"

2

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

[deleted]

3

u/i_hug_powerpoles Sep 25 '22

So it really is true, Cupid's arrow can hit you anywhere.💕

2

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Hey im tired im going to bed

2

u/Fat_Sum_Bitch Sep 25 '22

She looked at me and said, sorry I’m not with you.”

2

u/RyusuiJL Sep 25 '22

I love...cake...

2

u/Shoulder-Lumpy Sep 25 '22

I was about to write this one. IYKYK. 😂

1

u/RyusuiJL Sep 25 '22

For real. Poor guy.

2

u/stickyWithWhiskey Sep 25 '22

Shut up baby, I know it.

1

u/yParticle Sep 25 '22

I think you misread terrible as fantastic!

2

u/_Irema Sep 25 '22

"I've been having an affair with your mother for 12 months. Her divorce has made her limber."

2

u/yParticle Sep 25 '22

"Okay, but you still have to pay for the damage."

2

u/yParticle Sep 25 '22

"My face is up here."

2

u/yParticle Sep 25 '22

"I love ham!"

2

u/Pristine_Solid9620 Sep 25 '22

That's nice, but you're still under arrest.

2

u/yParticle Sep 25 '22

Well, you have terrible taste.

2

u/yParticle Sep 25 '22

Rolls eyes, "Yeah, just leave your life's savings in the box and move along."

2

u/ElodinPotterTheGrey1 Sep 25 '22

You mean platonically, right?

2

u/Chippewabob Sep 25 '22

Fuck off i got herpees

2

u/Zeph-11 Sep 25 '22

It’ll pass

2

u/CosSixty1 Sep 25 '22

Sorry I am Gay?

2

u/1uniquerose Sep 25 '22

My friend told me she once told the guy she was dating that she loves him and he was like „I thought we were casual.“ and then ghosted her afterwards.

2

u/mattisfamous1982 Sep 25 '22

You're ugly without makeup👍

2

u/Gheea Sep 25 '22

No response at all, ignoring it and continuing with another subject

2

u/KajmanHub987 Sep 25 '22

Noice, smort...

2

u/TransientMovement Sep 25 '22

“Oh for fucks sake!”

2

u/otter_dragon Sep 25 '22

"Ew. No."

"Not surprising. I AM pretty awesome."

"I know."

"Whatever."

"That's nice."

"If you REALLY loved me, you'd [followed by literally anything]."

Mid sex, him immediately going soft.

2

u/thathorsegamingguy Sep 25 '22

"Sounds like a you problem."

2

u/MelonHead888 Sep 25 '22

“Oh. Uh I don’t like you like that....”

2

u/MontyPythonlover Sep 25 '22

You slept with my mom!

1

u/M17SST Sep 25 '22

Me too!

1

u/appleslice244 Sep 25 '22

“Thanks”

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

I have a deep regard for you as well

1

u/CreHater Sep 25 '22

Uhm... uhm...

1

u/37-pieces-of-flair Sep 25 '22

I love...cake.

1

u/yParticle Sep 25 '22

Pepper spray.

1

u/librician Sep 25 '22

Oh... *cringe*... I thought... you were OK with something... casual? I'm sorry...

1

u/sol_hsa Sep 25 '22

Who wouldn't?

1

u/yParticle Sep 25 '22

"I'm rubber and you're glue..."

1

u/Grof-drkula Sep 25 '22

Ur too late

1

u/Sharkaiju Sep 25 '22

nervous laughter

1

u/Eborys Sep 25 '22

“Who’s Hugh?”

1

u/redhandedreddit Sep 25 '22

Yeah. I love myself too.

1

u/officialcyclops Sep 25 '22

Yeah you love me, but I don't love you.

1

u/victorstyn Sep 25 '22

Thank you had this said to me once shit really hurts

1

u/Chippewabob Sep 25 '22

No i had herpees

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

silence

1

u/Shoulder-Lumpy Sep 25 '22

“Do I know you?”

1

u/notsevara Sep 25 '22

"I know", "oh"

1

u/r0ttenphenix_ Sep 25 '22

I said we don’t have the capacity

1

u/ShadowKaster Sep 25 '22

I don't love you anymore.

1

u/Taco_city Sep 25 '22

You do realise this is a snuff film, right?

1

u/throwaway20485839202 Sep 25 '22

"Ukraine was created by Lenin and rightfully belongs to Russia". If that excites you something'Z wrong lol

1

u/nom_de_chomsky Sep 25 '22

“Good for you.”

1

u/MadMikey6 Sep 25 '22

Ask my mrs of 6 years. It doesn’t involve the word love anywhere.

1

u/nu_pieds Sep 25 '22

"...I'm gonna arrange to have you taken in for an emergency psychiatric evaluation."

1

u/CulturalChannel6851 Sep 25 '22

What's your caste?

1

u/beescanfart Sep 25 '22

Who’s you?

1

u/Pouya_The_Bored_Guy Sep 25 '22

I love myself too

1

u/StressBall681 Sep 25 '22

"That's good to know." Then walk away.

1

u/E_loomuhnah_T Sep 25 '22

Bless your heart

1

u/E_loomuhnah_T Sep 25 '22

How can you love me when you don't even love yourself?

1

u/BlossomtheMare Sep 25 '22

"I think we're better off as friends."

1

u/SuvenPan Sep 25 '22

Of course you do, everyone does.

1

u/Deli_cat Sep 25 '22

Sir this is a Wendys …

1

u/ayoitschadhere Sep 25 '22

I love myself too

1

u/petitelilly69 Sep 25 '22

good for you :)

1

u/PigletPC20 Sep 25 '22

That’s nice.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

I really wish you didn’t say that.

1

u/FlixMegaX Sep 25 '22

LIAR!!! You're with him

1

u/billyandteddy Sep 25 '22

Well that's your misfortune

1

u/AlienMidKnight1 Sep 25 '22

Why and what for?

Of course you do.

1

u/newInnings Sep 25 '22

Stop! Who could love me, look at me!

1

u/Outrageous-Suspect66 Sep 25 '22

If you've been their, and can't say anything t back, anything you say is terrible.

1

u/oliveoil02 Sep 25 '22

It’ll pass

1

u/Flash635 Sep 25 '22

Just pay me and leave.

1

u/killernoises Sep 25 '22

I dated a girl for 4 years. After about year, finally decided to tell her I loved her. She looked me dead in the eye and said.. "Thank you". After a while i asked her if she felt the same because her response didn't indicate either way and I wanted to know how she felt. "I don't believe in love" was her response. I fought back in a nice way. I made it a point to go out of my way as much as i could to make her feel special and loved. After about year 2 she pulled me in and said "I think i do believe in love". Ended up leaving her after the 4th year because she "wanted a break" but we made fun of her friend because shed go on breaks to fuck other dudes then get back with her original ex.

TLDR; She said "Thank You".

1

u/Tomatoze2410 Sep 25 '22

Good for you

1

u/Flinderspeak Sep 25 '22

“Whatever love is.” - the then Prince of Wales (now King Charles III) in response to a journalist following his engagement to Lady Diana Spencer. Little wonder she compared herself to a lamb to the slaughter.

1

u/Im_OOFGUEL_ Sep 25 '22

"understandable"

1

u/cuteavocadoparty Sep 25 '22

“Aww thanks “

1

u/k1nkyhooryia Sep 25 '22

“ oh “

1

u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Sep 25 '22

Oh, do you? Do you REALLY?

1

u/darkcontrasted1 Sep 25 '22

Thanks or I know

1

u/Kushy_Bear Sep 25 '22

You better, if you know what's good for you!!!

1

u/ialo00130 Sep 25 '22

Seen 10:28pm

1

u/Nobody_9876 Sep 25 '22

It's not that I don't love the person, but I can't help but reply "oh, ok" when I realize what I said I feel really bad.

1

u/Gnemlock Sep 25 '22

I love cake

1

u/klobasa124 Sep 25 '22

okay but how does that affect lebrons legacy

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

“Thanks friend”

1

u/RifleShower Sep 25 '22

Read 4:26 PM.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

"at least someone here is loved"