r/NatureIsFuckingLit Sep 25 '22 Helpful 2 Wholesome 3 hehehehe 1 Giggle 1

🔥 These corn cobs attached to each other like a lobster claw

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u/Guilogo Sep 25 '22 Silver Wholesome Take My Energy

Yep, I saw the same in Cornhub.

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u/Morty_Sanchez Sep 25 '22

Hardpore corn

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u/paradisepunchbowl Sep 25 '22

One of my favorite things about living here is getting fresh corn during the warm weather months, and I'm pretty psyched about getting some fresh corn soon.

I've found that, even from the same producer, there can be a good bit of variation in the pore firmness of corn. I tend to prepare hardpore corn because I like to grill my corn and the firmness helps with mailliard reaction and thus, has better carmelization.

I know many people used to getting their corn at a store tend to find softpore corn more approachable, in terms of its flavor profile. While corn tastes do vary, I've found that hardpore corn is much more satisfying. It's hard to get much enjoyment out of softpore corn once you get used to hardpore corn.

This only refers to what we Americans think of as corn. "Corn" is used to describe any number of grains in Europe. For instance, many Americans find German corn unpalatable.

So which do you prefer: hardpore corn or softpore corn? If you're unfamiliar with the concept of porousness in corn, you might want to do some web research. The OSU extension is a good resource, but there are plenty of good, comprehensive corn sites out there.

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u/TheGreatDingALing Sep 25 '22

Cornhub you say? ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

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u/soviel_dazu Sep 25 '22

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u/N3rdyBoyJohnny Sep 25 '22

Thanks got some research to do now

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u/ggodfrey Sep 25 '22

Why do I have this bowl of melted butter? Uh, it’s for moisturizing my hands and definitely NOT for masturbating.

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u/Suckling_Sauce Sep 25 '22

Was just at the booth in San Antonio at the Mercado. I have a picture, idk if I can upload it somehow

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u/markender Sep 25 '22

Thank God I'm not the only guy aroused by mutant corn!

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u/txanghellic Sep 25 '22

I love corn a big lump of nobs

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u/Abrin36 Sep 25 '22

Its Corn! It has the juice.

I hope you have a corntastic day.

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u/Voyager87 Sep 25 '22

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing...

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u/vypre_ Sep 25 '22

This this is absolutely for you!

https://youtu.be/_caMQpiwiaU

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u/kellykapoundski Sep 25 '22 Wholesome

I’m all ears.

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u/afroninja840 Sep 25 '22

I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing

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u/PocketFullOfPie Sep 25 '22

When I tried it with butter, everything changed!

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u/perpterds Sep 25 '22

They actually did that one year for April fools, lol. It was excellent

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u/AccountantWestern658 Sep 25 '22

It has the juice

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u/NewPresWhoDis Sep 25 '22

FarmersOnly unbuckles the overalls

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u/politarch Sep 25 '22

It’s got the juice.

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u/Dyke_Doesit Sep 25 '22 Silver Gold Platinum Wholesome Take My Energy Starry Heartwarming Crab Rave Into the Magic Portal

Yeah, totally, a lobster claw

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u/FrauSophia Sep 25 '22 Silver All-Seeing Upvote I'll Drink to That

Country girls make do.

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u/bjeebus Sep 25 '22

It's even ribbed.

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u/nightstalker30 Sep 25 '22

For her pleasure

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u/Advanced-Homework-70 Sep 25 '22

Just add butter

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u/butterscotchbagel Sep 25 '22

When I was a youngun first experimenting with masturbation I tried using butter as lube. I took a chunk of butter off the butter tray we use for toast, snuck it to my room, and went to town. What I didn't count on were the breadcrumbs that made it a very painful experience.

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u/nightstalker30 Sep 25 '22

Now you use butter and a bagel to masturbate while you drink scotch?

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u/Ok-Parking9823 Sep 25 '22 hehehehe

Truffle butter

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u/skeeterfunny Sep 25 '22

Gone cobbin

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u/The-true-senpai Sep 25 '22

Add some heat and you'll be popping

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u/The-true-senpai Sep 25 '22

And we will never be stopping

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u/cownd Sep 25 '22

No disappointment of flopping

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u/cdtoad Sep 25 '22

TURN IT INSIDE OUT FOR YOUR PLEASURE

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u/Dabeast2761 Sep 25 '22

I think those are wrinkles

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u/Koopslovestogame Sep 25 '22

Is this that corn holing game you Americans play?

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u/unexceptablelydumb Sep 25 '22

Eeeeeeeewwww

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u/rosywitchling Sep 25 '22

Heard this in Garth’s voice. Thank you for this belly laugh!

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u/enak_raskell Sep 25 '22

Aha, what's this? "How to pick up chicks." "How to meet women." He's smooth.

"Daily reminder... Thursday purchase feeble public access show and exploit it."

Whoa, I feel sorry for whoever that is.

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u/BlackMilhouse Sep 25 '22

Corn kid says knobbed 😂

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u/Vimjux Sep 25 '22

Or creamed corn…

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u/typical_sasquatch Sep 25 '22

Dude why the fuck has this been reverberating through my brain for the last couple months

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u/Lermanberry Sep 25 '22

It seems that you already know why it's stuck with you, or at least a small fragment of your self-conscious is aware what is required of you for true self-actualization and karmic ascent.

It is time for you to make do.

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u/Dragonfire14 Sep 25 '22

Think my wife has a lobster claw somewhere

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u/Chucks_u_Farley Sep 25 '22

So very much lobster claw, nothing else, just 100% lobster claws here I can tell you!

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u/Clause-and-Reflect Sep 25 '22

LOBSTER

CLAW

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u/DM_YourTitsAndSmile Sep 25 '22

Yep, I’m with you all. Totally claw, lobster claw.

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u/ProtestTheJake Sep 25 '22

A BIG MEATY CLAW

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u/Chucks_u_Farley Sep 25 '22

Pinchy would have wanted it that way!

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u/Vellnerd Sep 25 '22

Homer Simpson reference

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u/Kindly-Mud-1579 Sep 25 '22

WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY. PUNK.

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u/yaboiprettyrich Sep 25 '22

BIIIG. MEATYYY.

C L A W S !

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u/Kindly-Mud-1579 Sep 25 '22

Well these claws aren’t just for attraction women

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u/ItsJustMeMaggie Sep 25 '22

Not a rabbit at all….

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u/AnEmptyKarst Sep 25 '22

A

BIG

MEATY

CLAW

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u/TheRealRickC137 Sep 25 '22

I can't think of anything it could possibly resemble other than a lobster claw.

Also where you could possibly buy this particular variety of corn? Asking for a friend.

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u/Myke_Dubs Sep 25 '22

A corn holing friend

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u/Brandon_The_Binosaur Sep 25 '22

I too was thinking a lobster claw. Yup. Most definitely

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u/devino21 Sep 25 '22

FIRST thing that came to my mind... yeah!

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u/Due-Willingness Sep 25 '22

We’ll I’m glad I’m not the only horny one on here. Should have known before I came to comment. Well done folks.

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u/S0rryn0tmypr0blem12 Sep 25 '22

Ain't many lobsters on the land, country women make do.

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u/AnalAboutFissures Sep 25 '22 Wholesome

Fun fact, if you actually were to use this as… not a lobster claw… the kernels deflate. Not entirely, but enough that the tops become concave.

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u/LeviathanNathan Sep 25 '22

How do you know this?

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u/AnalAboutFissures Sep 25 '22 Helpful

Just a standard “I wonder if that will fit” kind of day

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u/antifabear Sep 25 '22

User name very much checks out

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u/ObliviousMynd Sep 25 '22

And that's enough reddit for me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/Early-Engineering Sep 25 '22

Your name gives you 100 percent credibility on this! Bravo

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u/1ijax Sep 25 '22

Name checks out lol

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u/TeaRofFeaR Sep 25 '22

Tonight will be corny.

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u/QualifiedCapt Sep 25 '22

Cream of corn!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/tototony Sep 25 '22

CornHub

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u/MisterFistYourSister Sep 25 '22 Wholesome

This picture has me feeling soooo corny

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u/JPRCR Sep 25 '22

I knew this was gonna be the top comment

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u/marioaprooves Sep 25 '22

I feel like r/LobsterClaw should be made for things that looks like adult toys, and this would be the star of the show

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u/SuperHyperFunTime Sep 25 '22

Why does my wife have purple rubber lobster claws in her bedside draw?!

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u/Valuable-Case9657 Sep 25 '22

A Jimmy "Lobster Boy" Darling claw.

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u/ImNotYourOpportunity Sep 25 '22

I totally see a lobster claw, nothing else. Now I’d you’ll excuse me, I’m going to lather the corn with a butter based lubricant and go to my room to eat it…. Of course.

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u/HorizontalPotato Sep 25 '22

Oh thank glob I'm not the only one who saw "that" x,D

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u/underlander Sep 25 '22

nobody tell him

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u/MAS7 Sep 25 '22

It was the first thing I thought of, I SWEAR.

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u/livens Sep 25 '22

Yes yes, every Redditor here sees the lobster claw. I mean, it looks nothing like a rabbit.

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u/DirkDieGurke Sep 25 '22

Maybe OP is a sweet innocent farmboy?

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u/Dyke_Doesit Sep 25 '22

I don’t think this actually exist.

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u/A_Topical_Username Sep 25 '22

🎶 It's corn 🎶

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Sep 25 '22

One in the pink pot, one in the stink pot

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u/killdai Sep 25 '22

My mom has one of those in her dresser

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u/GhostMan74 Sep 25 '22

So does my wife. They must really like corn.

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u/BlackMagic771 Sep 25 '22

It’s corn! A big lump with knobs.

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u/Cu_fola Sep 25 '22

It has the juice 🎶

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u/RespectableLurker555 Sep 25 '22

I hope that's all we remember 2022 for.

Not the crippling economic depression, or the nuclear winter.

Oh no I've said too much

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u/BootyinmuhLap Sep 25 '22

You haven't said enough.

Consider this....

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u/Sinndex Sep 25 '22

....it's corn?

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u/MacaroniNJesus Sep 25 '22

Consider this the hint of the century

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u/sverigeochskog Sep 25 '22

I haven't said enough...

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u/longpigcumseasily Sep 25 '22

Haha you must be young.

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u/Ummmmexcusemewtf Sep 25 '22

Nah. With how fast the internet moves these days, corn dude won't make it to octubre

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u/wizer1212 Sep 25 '22

I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing

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u/Vanwanar Sep 25 '22

Or lobster claws!

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u/InadvertentAutism Sep 25 '22

Why does she have a lobster claw in her dresser?

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u/steasey Sep 25 '22

Smells like the light saber.

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u/twitchosx Sep 25 '22

What does it taste like?

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u/naufalap Sep 25 '22

fermented

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u/Just-Lie-3360 Sep 25 '22

Yeah a lobster claw. Lets go with that.

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u/TheOvershear Sep 25 '22

"Yeah, I can tell where these comments are gonna go already"

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u/SavoryBagels Sep 25 '22

popping that corn daily is gonna be amaizeing.

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u/GraniteMtn Sep 25 '22

One in the…two in the…

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u/hoosierdude73 Sep 25 '22

Came for the comments...was not disappointed

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u/XLPepperoniNips Sep 25 '22

You’re not the only one who came

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u/bjeebus Sep 25 '22

Was the other one OP's mom?

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u/Ivanna_Jizunu66 Sep 25 '22

Nah his wife for the first time!

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u/bjeebus Sep 25 '22

I, too, choose this man's wife.

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u/rwarimaursus Sep 25 '22

Oh hello other this man's wife's boyfriend!!

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u/frill_demon Sep 25 '22

Well this isn't The World's Largest Ear of Corn, so no.

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u/CourageousLight Sep 25 '22

Jesus Christ, my guy. 💀

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u/Teeheeleelee Sep 25 '22

My wife has one of those silicone lobster claw too.

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u/brknsoul Sep 25 '22

I'm tied between "Paige, NO" and "Cornhub".

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u/MaverickPrime Sep 25 '22

"Paige, no"? Who's Paige?

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u/IconXR Sep 25 '22

It’s a meme reference. There’s this image of this guy saying “Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough” followed by “Paige” responding with a picture of a mini cactus. He then says “Paige, no”.

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u/BuyOne8134 Sep 25 '22

The rare rabbit corn. Midwestern moms everywhere would pay good money for these genetics.

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u/BreakingThoseCankles Sep 25 '22

Put it right in your cornhole

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u/Ketel1Kenobi Sep 25 '22

This new corn variant is more filling than regular corn.

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u/MommyDunc Sep 25 '22 Gold Wholesome

Me so corny.

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u/theceohermit Sep 25 '22

D-d-d-d-d-d-Derrick… D-d-d-d-d-d-Derrick… D-d-d-d-d-d-Derrick…

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u/JormungandRED Sep 25 '22

Carly will be the first to go

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u/waitingfordeathhbu Sep 25 '22

Just need a good shucking

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u/Spac3Heater Sep 25 '22

This is made even funnier realizing someone gave you a wholesome award for it xDDD

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u/helloimbored11 Sep 25 '22

Me love corn long time.

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u/NewHorsebeefSpecial Sep 25 '22

Oh, yeah, there it is. I see it now. Lobster claw. Silly.

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u/cripjames Sep 25 '22

Right. Lobster claw.

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u/Asylar Sep 25 '22

OP 100% knows and playing oblivious

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u/Atheist_Simon_Haddad Sep 25 '22

clearly a left one

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u/orbitt2 Sep 25 '22

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

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u/RippnFartsBrknHearts Sep 25 '22

But the shame is the hottest part!

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u/Warkan47 Sep 25 '22

Love the username but what the fuck.

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u/Front_Butt_69 Sep 25 '22

Turgid

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u/Bioioooong Sep 25 '22

Damn that’s an awesome username

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u/typhoidsucks Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Uh… country girls make do.

Edit: I’ve been corrected. Apparently country girls make do not due… cause they do things and don’t have time limits… I guess.

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u/Bioioooong Sep 25 '22

Country girls can survive

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u/trash12131223 Sep 25 '22

Country girls are thriving.

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u/Bioioooong Sep 25 '22

Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, Haw.

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u/talking_phallus Sep 25 '22

Uh… country girls make dew.

FTFY

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u/rSlashPsycho Sep 25 '22

Riiiiiiiiiiight

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u/key_lime_ Sep 25 '22

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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u/larson_5 Sep 25 '22

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

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u/Pixielo Sep 25 '22

I don't even think that requires bravery, just some lube.

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u/LizCat_HotMess Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

It looks more like a rabbit than a lobster to me.

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u/HazeBlaze22 Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Doesn’t rabbits get a good vibe from these things?! Batteries not included.

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u/Dlido Sep 25 '22

Totally, a lobster claw.

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u/kevoccrn Sep 25 '22

UN uh…checks out?

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u/greenlemons105 Sep 25 '22

ITS CORN!

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u/Dino-Chicky-Nuggies Sep 25 '22

A big lump with knobs!

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u/AshK061 Sep 25 '22

It has the juice!

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u/MsAtropine Sep 25 '22

I can't imagine a more beautiful thing

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u/MrRiotRick Sep 25 '22

I can tell you all about it

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u/extremelyhuman102 Sep 25 '22

I mean look at this thing

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

When I tried it with butter, everything changed 💫

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u/Regist33l3 Sep 25 '22

A big knob with lumps!

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u/StrawberryinPizza Sep 25 '22

I'm ready to have a corntastic day

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u/first-pick-scout Sep 25 '22

A corntastic day?

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u/Audio-didact Sep 25 '22

It's just a pun about corn!

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u/Top_Brilliant1739 Sep 25 '22

A yes, the lobster claw. A close relative of the rabbit claw, I do believe.

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u/KrowJob Sep 25 '22

Rabbit season

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u/yalsi Sep 25 '22

This should be NFSW (or I have issues)

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u/This_Skill_6832 Sep 25 '22

That’s a vibrator.

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u/velocitygirl77 Sep 25 '22

It's CORN! A big hunk with knobs. It's got the JUICE! I couldn't imagine a more beautiful thing!

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u/crankypsycho Sep 25 '22

Corn dick and a butt tickler

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u/hoosierdude73 Sep 25 '22

Tickler? I barely knew her.

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u/Fern421 Sep 25 '22

Country girls just make do.

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u/darksideofthemoon131 Sep 25 '22

Designed right for the cornhole.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/chemicalbi Sep 25 '22

I did not see corn I also did NOT see a claw

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u/Dino-Chicky-Nuggies Sep 25 '22

But does it have the juice?

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u/spiritualwanderer181 Sep 25 '22

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

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u/tootytoos Sep 25 '22

Oh honey

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u/DingleMcspringlFairy Sep 25 '22

I gotta get me a lobster corn cob