r/PublicFreakout Sep 22 '22 Silver 4 Helpful 4 Wholesome 7 Take My Energy 1 Rocket Like 1

Trumpist Curses at KKK members (context i found on original video)

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u/funhtowncouple Sep 22 '22 Gold

"Toilet paper, take it from'um"

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u/Deadmemories8683 Sep 22 '22

Well now what an I supposed to wipe my ass with? A pine cone?

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u/GothPolarBear Sep 22 '22 Silver

The three sea shells, obviously.

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u/black-kramer Sep 22 '22

I've been searching for some metallic seashells to put on my toilet tank. they'll look great next to the framed jay sherman "it stinks!" photo I have hanging in there.

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u/Pandalynn78 Sep 22 '22

I have three seashells on top of my toilet tank. I judge people on if they get it or not. 😆

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u/Spider_Dude Sep 22 '22

I'd judge them even more if they use them.

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u/SovietSunrise Sep 22 '22

I just realised….how many people got seashells for their toilets after 1993? Damn. Never thought of this.

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Sep 22 '22

They never said what kind of shells... So I'm picturing a fragile sand dollar, a giant clam shell, and a lobster claw.

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u/Pandalynn78 Sep 22 '22

As long as it’s not Murex Ramosus. You wipe your ass with one of those you would definitely violate the verbal morality statute.

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u/LeatherPuppy Sep 23 '22

No the zebra mollusk shell is for wiping

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u/pauly13771377 Sep 22 '22

the framed jay sherman "it stinks!" photo

You good sir are my hero. I may be copying your toilet decor but will be sure to give you the credit you so deserve.

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u/AffectionateCrazy156 Sep 23 '22

How would that work exactly? Does one put a framed certificate saying Inspired by Black Kramer? Cuz I feel like that would be a great conversation starter.

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u/Skaid Sep 22 '22

Try telling me THIS isn't the perfect bathroom picture

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u/pauly13771377 Sep 22 '22

Slap stick/overacting Jim Carrey just isn't my brand of humor.

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u/TheAngriestDM Sep 22 '22

I’ve been tempted for a few months to buy some shells and spray paint them…like…irresponsibly tempted.

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u/piratepoetpriest Sep 22 '22

Be the change you wish to see in the loo.

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u/TheAngriestDM Sep 22 '22

Welp. Time to make some fiscally irresponsible decisions

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u/thefnordisonmyfoot01 Sep 22 '22

Got Zappa on the Crappa over mine

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u/Fat_Sow Sep 23 '22

"Yes Mr Sherman, everything stinks"