r/WhitePeopleTwitter Sep 24 '22

Alright well… Satire / Fake Tweet

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u/Just_Tana Sep 24 '22

But like I thought his wife said he was bad in bed?

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u/Scat_fiend Sep 24 '22

Ben is one of those weirdos who believe that women should not enjoy sex as it should be purely for procreation.

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u/StacyRae77 Sep 24 '22

That's the position taken by every male I've ever known when they can't find the clitoris.

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u/AlphaOhmega Sep 24 '22

I am the clit commander!

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u/TrewthyMcTrooth Sep 24 '22

Whenever you see clit you’re gonna see this fucking face!

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u/PhattJeezus Sep 24 '22

No one rules a clit like me!

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u/BeigeChocobo Sep 24 '22

Not this fat fuck, not any of you little fucks out there!

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u/MattMasterChief Sep 24 '22

Now who's stupid you dirty sheep fucker

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u/BeigeChocobo Sep 24 '22

This motherfucker ain't one of us he said he'd fuck a sheep!

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u/cptInsane0 Sep 24 '22

I'm a noble rabbit

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u/Love_a_taste Sep 25 '22

Omg I'm totally going to watch Jay and Silent Bob strike back! Thanks for the awesome reference.

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u/Zomburai Sep 24 '22

Remember that the C.L.I.T. is just an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A.

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u/mawisu Sep 24 '22

You mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement?

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u/SirLeeford Sep 24 '22

And then I like to get in there… rub my nose on it

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u/MattMasterChief Sep 24 '22

Oh you little fuck

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u/greenclover777 Sep 24 '22

I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealing a monkey.. stealing a little monkey!

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u/CandiBunnii Sep 24 '22

Boo boo kitty fuck

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u/Gudenuftofunk Sep 24 '22

Be sure to kiss it, 'cuz when it's gone, you miss it.

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u/Jenkins007 Sep 24 '22

Right, and the tiny little offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A, the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerate Tree-dwellers

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u/birdreligion Sep 24 '22

No the C.L.I.T. is real, It's real. It's the female orgasm.... That's the myth!

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u/woohah2 Sep 24 '22 Silver

“I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fing face. I make that sht work. It does whatever the f** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f*** , none of you little fs out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f. Then I rub my nose with it.”

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u/Utahmule Sep 24 '22

This was a dark time for the citizens of Utah.

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u/GravelySilly Sep 24 '22

CLIT (Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers) is a tiny offshoot of the LABIA (Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes).

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u/JerryLoFidelity Sep 24 '22

She wet like a salamander!

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u/Gudenuftofunk Sep 24 '22

Tell the truth with naughty candor.

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u/-UwU_OwO- Sep 24 '22

They call me the damper investment banker

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u/Skrrrtdotcom Sep 24 '22

This killed me

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u/DrunkenKarnieMidget Sep 24 '22

Jay might be a crude, idiotic, degenerate, but he does aim to please whomever poor unfortunate souls made bad decisions and would up in his bed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

The C.L.I.T.s real! It's the female orgasm, THAT'S the myth!

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u/woohah2 Sep 24 '22

“Hey Jay, can you come say a few words about the clit?”

Jay: “The female one?”

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u/aka_FunkyChicken Sep 24 '22

Is this a real problem? Like I’ve heard it so many times but it seems so ridiculous. How can you not find it, it isn’t some buried treasure hidden somewhere different on every woman’s body. It’s in the same spot every time. It’s right there

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u/ilovehotsauceyeah Sep 24 '22

I think it alludes to those that do not utilize it.

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u/LongJumpingRaccoon Sep 24 '22

No some literally can't find it and will rub random parts of the labia. Easy enough to guide their hand but it is fascinating that they can't find it

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u/Legacyopplsnerf Sep 24 '22

It’s fine if they can’t find it, a lot of people don’t get good sex education and it can be awkward dealing with equipment your not born with.

What isn’t is the fact these kinds of guys don’t communicate with their partner to get a better idea of what they are supposed to do/look for, total lack of consideration for a woman’s pleasure.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

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u/nth256 Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 24 '22

And good on you for asking! So many people are too embarrassed to even ask questions, and just go on assuming they've got it figured out.

Edit: a word (DYAC!)

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u/ElGosso Sep 24 '22

Good communication skills are the most important part of having good sex. Some of us, like you, figured that out early on, while some of us are Ben Shapiro.

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u/tittyattack Sep 24 '22

When I first got with my husband I literally took his hand and showed him exactly what to do.

Best decision I've ever made, tbh

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u/AzafTazarden Sep 24 '22

total lack of consideration for a woman’s pleasure.

Exactly. Sure it takes experimentation to figure out how to please someone, as each person is different, but one can't become good at something they're not interested in.

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u/Seeker80 Sep 24 '22

What isn’t is the fact these kinds of guys don’t communicate with their partner to get a better idea of what they are supposed to do/look for, total lack of consideration for a woman’s pleasure.

Girl: Hey, you're close, if you just go a bit lower, that'd really-

Idiot: Shut up! I'm looking!

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u/AzafTazarden Sep 24 '22

All it takes is a little bit of interest and education. I don't believe these men care about their partner's pleasure more than their egos, otherwise they would have learned about it already.

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u/whosgotyourbelly42 Sep 24 '22

But once you know where it is, you can find it every time. Even if you are with someone new. These are people that have never been shown, never asked to be shown and never tried to find out on their own. How would a guy know where it is, if he doesn't even know what it is. There is an amount of knowledge necessary to start with and some people lack that knowledge until they are taught or manage to find it through experimentation.

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u/Lower-Garbage7652 Sep 24 '22

I mean, whenever I hear this kinda thing, I'm like... "Google motherfucker. You know it?"

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u/Ann_Summers Sep 24 '22

The ones who can’t or won’t find it don’t care to google it because they don’t care enough to pleasure the woman they are with. That’s the point.

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u/wewinwelose Sep 24 '22

No, no. They still can't find it, on you, after you showed them, a second time. It's a problem.

As a woman who likes women I understand to some degree because some women have just tiny anatomy down there and things aren't as obvious but no matter what, it's at least in the same exact place so wtf

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u/HotMeltingFace Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 24 '22

It's more about not caring about stimulating it at all, not necessarily not knowing where it is (though I'm sure there are exceptions to that because sex education is very lacking for people with vulvas). These types of bros don't give a rat's ass about their partner's sexual enjoyment. Basically treat a person like a Fleshlight that will make them dinner.

Edit: Comment below asking if "the vulva is the thing in the back of your throat" is a case-in-point on the total lack of comprehensive education about vulvas and vaginas. Gotta love it...

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u/IamImposter Sep 24 '22

Wait a sec... Isn't vulva that thing that hangs inside your mouth?

Edit. Okay, that's uvula

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u/HotMeltingFace Sep 24 '22

Please, please be joking...

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u/TheObstruction Sep 24 '22

You're thinking of a river in Europe.

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u/oortcloud42069 Sep 24 '22

No, that's the Vltava, you're thinking of a Swedish car manufacturer

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u/Uncle_Jac_Jac Sep 24 '22

No, that's Volvo. You're thinking of that girl from Scooby-Doo.

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u/B0B_Spldbckwrds Sep 24 '22

No, that's Velma. You're thinking of name brand hook and loop fasteners.

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u/KungFuGarbage Sep 24 '22

No, that’s Velma, your thinking of the bad guy from the most recent Stranger Things season

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u/scarlet-tortoise Sep 24 '22

I used to think it was ridiculous that someone would not be able to find the clit too, but as I've gotten older I realized that a lot of women (now including me) use "can't find the clit" as shorthand for "may be able to identify the nub at the top of the vaginal opening as the clit but don't know all the other anatomy it contains and definitely don't know how to touch it in a pleasurable way"

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u/aka_FunkyChicken Sep 24 '22

You’re supposed to slap it like in porn obviously

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u/IamImposter Sep 24 '22

Yup. Slap the living beejesus out of that little guy

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u/Tre_Walker Sep 24 '22 Spit-take

Or use a fly swatter to sneak up on it.

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u/BasketballButt Sep 24 '22

I use my finger tips to rub it like I’m trying to sand down a knot on a log with 80 grit sandpaper. The ladies end up so satisfied they never need to have sex with me again.

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u/MakesMyHeadHurt Sep 24 '22

I thought you held it between your index fingers and rub your nose on it while saying "I am the clit commander!"

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u/jeroenemans Sep 24 '22

One of the vestigial uses for Morse

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u/Amorythorne Sep 24 '22

I feel like a lot of the time the issue isn't that he CAN'T find it, but that he WON'T.

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u/digital_disposition Sep 24 '22

I always felt like it was a selfish type slur. Like, they can't find the clit bc they are too selfish to even care to try.

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u/Courageous_Chameleon Sep 24 '22

It's just a sexual example of weaponized incompetence. Men who don't care if women have a good time during sex use it as an excuse. Women's bodies and pleasure are not that mysterious. Having mutually good sex with anyone is just a matter of attraction, communication, effort, and practice. Jerks are often only concerned with that first one.

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u/KittyKratt Sep 24 '22

I had a hood piercing and you wouldn't believe the number of men that still couldn't find it. Hint: it was more than one.

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u/CouchGrouch22 Sep 24 '22

How you doing?

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u/KittyKratt Sep 24 '22

I took it out, so now my frustration is organic. How you doin?

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u/CouchGrouch22 Sep 24 '22

Eating samosas on the patio of an Indian place with my dog smoking a blunt. What music are you into?

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u/KittyKratt Sep 24 '22

Most of it. My taste encompasses just about every genre out there.

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u/CouchGrouch22 Sep 24 '22

Nice. Current jam? I’m really into Giovanni and The Hired Guns right now and Tragedy. Do you have a job or hobby?

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u/DespiteAllMyRage____ Sep 24 '22

Same men who start an actual argument about sex in the middle of having sex.

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u/breville135 Sep 24 '22

I can't get off without the hostility and sense of indignant superiority.

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u/DespiteAllMyRage____ Sep 24 '22

It's totally cool if I freak out in the middle of sex because you "have a hard time cumming."

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u/classic4life Sep 24 '22

What kind of backwater mouthbreather can't find a clitoris though? Seriously, they're not hiding. I do not understand.

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u/Provoken420 Sep 24 '22

Some women their clit really do be hiding

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u/Creative_Reporter_35 Sep 24 '22

Mine is very small & does hide. But it’s there.

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u/picyourbrain Sep 24 '22

how do men fail to find the clitoris? And if you can’t initially find it, ask your partner and she’ll lead you to it. But I guess that might not work because it involves allowing a woman to speak.

Honestly I think men don’t try to find the clitoris because the real issue is that they don’t have empathy and they only see sex as a means to their own gratification.

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u/JuzoItami Sep 24 '22

how do men fail to find the clitoris? And if you can’t initially find it, ask your partner and she’ll lead you to it.

I think this fits in with the old thing about "men don't like to stop and ask for directions when they're lost."

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u/picyourbrain Sep 24 '22

That’s a good point. Men have this weird complex about not ever admitting they’re mistaken because it’s considered a sign of weakness.

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u/cramptownladies Sep 24 '22

I've redirected men to exactly where I want their fingers (taking their hand and moving it), and they will immediately move their hand back to where it was before. For some reason they really like rubbing my pubic bone really hard, or the crease right where my leg meets the pubic area. I even had one guy tell me, "oh, just trust me, I know what I'm doing." Just.... no.

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u/Luigifan18 Sep 24 '22

…That sounds somewhat painful.

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u/picyourbrain Sep 24 '22

Lmao that is gold. Like it’s your nerve endings that he’s stimulating, but obviously he knows better than you about where they are and how to stimulate them.

Hard to undo years of conditioning from shitty porn, I guess.

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u/Annual-Freedom2136 Sep 24 '22

U tell no lies

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u/amccune Sep 24 '22

I don’t get that line of thinking. You know what’s hot? Knowing I’m getting HER off. That’s the sauce.

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u/jhuseby Sep 24 '22

I’m guessing it’s less about not being able to find it (Google? Ask partner? Etc) and more about not caring about your pleasure.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Nah, the only way he can enjoy sex is when women don't.

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u/doodle02 Sep 24 '22

not according to his sister…

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u/Original-Yak-679 Sep 24 '22

and yet his sister....

Anyone else feel creeped out by this?

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u/RevaniteN7 Sep 24 '22

I dunno.

I’d suspect that’s an excuse used by his persona and is usually said by closeted deviants.

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u/The4thTriumvir Sep 24 '22

And so does his sister. I wonder when the baby shower is.

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u/EndOfSouls Sep 24 '22

The man doesn't believe if the female orgasm. Enough said.

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u/ndngroomer Sep 24 '22

WTF?! Ben Shapiro is now admitting to incest?! Full disclosure, I only mentioned Ben Shapiro to trigger Reddit's greatest bot.

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u/thebenshapirobot Sep 24 '22

Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.

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u/The_Hyphenator85 Sep 24 '22

More accurately, he inadvertently said that his wife said he was bad in bed. I’m sure a worse self-own must have happened at some point in history, but I’m not aware of it.

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u/WeiganChan Sep 24 '22

George W Bush recently made a statement condemning the invasion of Ukraine as unjustifiable and illegal, but accidentally said 'Iraq' instead of 'Ukraine'.

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u/TheLurkingMenace Sep 24 '22

That was more of a Freudian slip.

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u/The_Hyphenator85 Sep 24 '22

That’s up there, but I’m not sure it quite meets the level of trying to make a point about a song and inadvertently telling the world you don’t know how to have sex with your wife. The gulf between the point being made and the public humiliation is just a lot greater than Dubya revealing he’s a hypocrite about foreign policy.

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u/WeiganChan Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 24 '22

John F Kennedy once remarked to his staff during the missile crisis that he was astounded Khrushchev would have the audacity to put missiles in Cuba, saying something along the lines of, "That'd be like if I put missiles in Turkey. That would be goddamn dangerous, I think," whereupon he was reminded by his staff that he did put missiles in Turkey, and that that was precisely why Khrushchev was putting missiles in Cuba.

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u/The_Hyphenator85 Sep 24 '22

Did he actually authorize it, though? Bear in mind that the CIA almost started World War 3 with the Bay of Pigs acting without JFK’s authority. They were really running rampant during that period of the Cold War and not telling the President shit.

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u/WeiganChan Sep 24 '22

Yes, there was nothing clandestine about the Jupiters in Turkey. I think negotiations might have originally been started by Eisenhower, but it was Kennedy who signed off on their actual installation.

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u/FlamingoQueen669 Sep 24 '22

Maybe she could tell he's thinking about his sister.

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u/asshat123 Sep 24 '22

It doesn't help that he keeps moaning her name

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u/VarietyEmotional759 Sep 24 '22

That's because he saves the best for sister!

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u/OlcasersM Sep 24 '22

She was saying something about how women who get so wet you need a bucket and a mop probably have a bacterial infection. It was in context of WAP and their over the top descriptions

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u/Swords_and_Words Sep 24 '22

Lol infection is more easily identified by opacity of the mucus, not volume

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u/SomeDudeUpHere Sep 24 '22

She must have some DAP

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u/megabeast2001 Sep 24 '22

Dry ass p word

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u/DestroyerOfMils Sep 24 '22

dry ass panini? ugh, no thank you!! that’s just fucking gross! I need a good bit of aioli or something similar, otherwise it’s just not palatable.

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u/FartsonmyFarts Sep 24 '22

Penis?

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u/SomeDudeUpHere Sep 24 '22

I guess it would be right?

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u/AdamBlackfyre Sep 24 '22

Oh I think we all know Ben's a bottom in that scenario

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u/LeftistBestest Sep 24 '22

I don’t think putting DAP on it is gonna help any.

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u/Complete-Expert9844 Sep 24 '22 Take My Energy

Fake tweet. But still hilarious that he thinks it's not normal for women to get wet during sex.

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u/Derivative_Kebab Sep 24 '22 Silver

I knew it was fake because it involved someone enjoying Ben Shapiro's company.

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u/elegylegacy Sep 24 '22

I knew it was fake because his sister isn't real, she was made up by rule 34 artists

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u/Wolfenjew Sep 24 '22

That defies the definition of rule 34 though...

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u/pyro_technix Sep 24 '22

It can't be stopped... it's self sustaining now

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u/larsonsam2 Sep 24 '22

They rule 34'd Ben into futa porn.

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u/Nogohoho Sep 24 '22

Lin... no. Actually I'm good without.

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u/Radical-Six Sep 24 '22

I knew it was fake because the Twitter handle is @JewbyBoobie

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u/TR_Ollington Sep 24 '22

Which was fantastic when I saw it lol, got a good chuckle out of that.

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u/marcel3103 Sep 24 '22

Probably normal for him

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u/Swing_On_A_Spiral Sep 24 '22

He probably has no one else to compare her to.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

He does?

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u/CuppaCoffeeJose Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 24 '22

He posted something about how he talked to his wife, who is a doctor, and she told him that women who have a "Wet Ass Pussy" (as mentioned repeatedly in the Cardi B song of the same name) have a bacterial infection and need to see a doctor.

The internet jumped on this and pointed out that if he believed women's arousal was a bacterial infection, it meant he'd never encountered it before. Putting 2 and 2 together, that means he's never aroused his wife, despite the fact that they have children together.

EDIT: I feel sorry for all of the sexual partners of the dudes posting about how women don't need to be aroused to be impregnated. Of course you don't need to arouse a woman to impregnate her, but it's the considerate thing to do. Sex is a partner/group activity. It's not all about your cum.

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u/SmoothAsPussyMilk Sep 24 '22

I think the quote was something along the lines of "if you need a mop and bucket to clean up your vagina, that seems like a medical issue."

I dunno... I think Shapiro's politics are pretty odious but in that case it really sounded like he was trying to make a joke. Taking obviously hyperbolic language literally so you can be like "I don't think that's real."

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u/Reallyhotshowers Sep 24 '22

If you're going to have shitty politics and you're going to be on the Internet, maybe also avoid saying things that leaves you wide open to be made fun of.

He tried to make a joke, the Internet made a much better joke back. I don't know what else he could have expected.

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u/buscemian_rhapsody Sep 24 '22

And the jokes about him were funny, but it seems like now people actually believe he thinks healthy women don’t get wet at all, and are arguing against a straw man when it should have just been a good laugh.

I can’t stand him btw, but as another user pointed out this makes his opponents seem less credible, thus feeding him more and making it so we have to keep hearing about him.

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u/giggleman993 Sep 24 '22

It’s called publicity

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u/gotsreich Sep 24 '22

His career is that he's a guy who leftists hate so rightists give them money. He's just baitin'.

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u/The_Pandalorian Sep 24 '22

He's not interesting or important enough to hate.

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u/Gas-Acrobatic Sep 24 '22

And yet people do hate him lol

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u/Yashabird Sep 24 '22

Username expertise, hear hear.

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u/ZipTheZipper Sep 24 '22

"if you need a mop and bucket to clean up your vagina, that seems like a medical issue."

The Bloodhound Gang disagrees.

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u/UncleHec Sep 24 '22

I’m pretty sure jewbyboobie is her verified account.

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u/DaveFoSrs Sep 24 '22

Yes that is the account name of a borderline orthodox jew

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u/SatanicNotMessianic Sep 24 '22

Borderline orthodox is paradox, right?

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u/Tricky-Cicada-9008 Sep 24 '22

a 3 second google search confirmed that is a lie

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u/bluewaveassociation Sep 24 '22

Was it the jewbyboobies that tipped you off?

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u/Kaneshadow Sep 24 '22

What tipped you off, you don't think Abby Shapiro's official Twitter handle is "jewbybooby"?

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u/grayrains79 Sep 24 '22

Fake tweet.

I seriously thought I was on r/ToiletPaperUSA for a moment.

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u/senseijason05 Sep 24 '22

Why are fake tweets allowed on this subreddit? Shapiro says enough stupid things you don't have to make shit up...

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u/Optimus_Rhyme_82 Sep 24 '22

Guys look at the Twitter handle before you type your comments

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u/Khutuck Sep 24 '22

Didn’t even need to look, it is obviously a parody. We all know Ben Shapiro never satisfied a woman.

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u/thebenshapirobot Sep 24 '22

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:

If you wear your pants below your butt, don't bend the brim of your cap, and have an EBT card, 0% chance you will ever be a success in life.


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u/Khutuck Sep 24 '22

See, even u/thebenshapirobot knows.

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u/thebenshapirobot Sep 24 '22

New York Magazine’s Jesse Singal, wrote that “free markets are good at some things and terrible at others and it’s silly to view them as ends rather than means.” That’s untrue. Free markets are expressions of individual autonomy, and therefore ends to be pursued in themselves.

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u/DenverParanormalLibr Sep 24 '22

Lol imagine thinking that your autonomy comes from spending money.

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u/thebenshapirobot Sep 24 '22

My only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

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u/DenverParanormalLibr Sep 24 '22

Nothing on top but a bucket and a mop and illustrated book about birds

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u/thebenshapirobot Sep 24 '22

Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.

Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.

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u/Queen_Eon Sep 24 '22

Good bot

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u/thebenshapirobot Sep 24 '22

Thank you for your logic and reason.


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u/ergo-ogre Sep 24 '22

Excellent bot. Curious.

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u/thebenshapirobot Sep 24 '22

Why won't you debate me?


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u/Adorable-Carpenter95 Sep 24 '22

His wife’s a doctor

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u/Iamvanno Sep 24 '22

Maybe she likes her meat dry.

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u/strokekaraoke Sep 24 '22

Jewby Boobie or Jew By Boobie?

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u/sexisfun1986 Sep 24 '22

How dare you spread such lies!

Ben has never satisfied anyone.

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u/Feltzyboy Sep 24 '22

Fake tweet, we know Ben isn't satisfying anyone

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u/MugOfButtSweat Sep 24 '22

🎶it's beginning to look a lot like incest🎵

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u/PrestigeCitywide Sep 24 '22

🎶Wherever there’s Sha-piro 🎶

🎶Been doing it since they were ten 🎶

🎶Back at it once again 🎶

🎶With empty brains and the public’s disdain they go 🎶

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u/TooAfraidToAsk814 Sep 24 '22

It’s always projection with these people isn’t it?

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u/Secure_Cake3746 Sep 24 '22

She looks exactly like her brother but with bigger tits and balls.

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u/SensitiveDemon Sep 24 '22

Well him and that Peterson guy said themselves that they've never pleasured a woman on a podcast or whatever. That female orgasms are a myth. Some such thing. Kinda funny. So I doubt he pleasured even his own sister had this fake tweet not been a joke. Lol

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u/newbrookland Sep 24 '22

Damn. Abby's breasts don't care about your feelings.

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u/LeeEmotion Sep 24 '22

Tits McGhostnose

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u/TyzV9M7Wj Sep 24 '22

Purebred Amish Titties.

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u/Music_is_my_life33 Sep 24 '22

Ben literally looks 50 years old here. Idk how old he is actually but he looks older

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u/LittleHornetPhil Sep 24 '22

Ok, iirc, aside from her massive assets, isn’t she also really horrible? Like possibly worse than him?

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u/TriggeredRatBastard Sep 24 '22

Yeah she has a YouTube channel all about how women should be submissive god honoring and all that shit. Idfk I don’t watch her videos

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u/Gabo-216 Sep 24 '22

Thanks, I hate the Jewish Lannisters

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u/samattos Sep 24 '22

you can tell it's fake because no woman has ever been satisfied by Bem Shabibo.

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u/Hi_Im_Dadbot Sep 24 '22

Ok … I’ll just back away slowly.

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u/pogo0004 Sep 24 '22

Maybe she satisfies her by shutting up and going away.

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u/maggie805 Sep 24 '22

My ex boyfriend used to satisfy me that way too…

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u/ChuckBorris187 Sep 24 '22

Fake! The real Abby is a head taller than her dwarf brother. She still lets him smash tho.

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u/One80sKid Sep 24 '22

I was gonna say "how many phone books is Benny standing on today?"

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u/TreesTravels Sep 24 '22

Where TF is her nose?

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u/brian11e3 Sep 24 '22

....and then a slight breeze blew by with the faint sound of the words "Roll Tide" in the distance.

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u/HotMeltingFace Sep 24 '22

Just... Why?

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u/Nekowulf Sep 24 '22

Forcing liberals to go on a hunger strike from all the projectile vomiting?

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u/HotMeltingFace Sep 24 '22

Ah, yes, the BS Diet.

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u/Adorable-Carpenter95 Sep 24 '22

It’s how you own the libs

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u/SnivyEyes Sep 24 '22

True story. Ben Shapiros cousin is the same actress that played Matilda and they don’t talk nor do they like each other. I wonder why.

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u/NertsMcGee Sep 24 '22

Someone notify r/holup?