r/pics Sep 24 '22

Since everyone else is doing this, here's the toilet in the roughest parts of Kömpton, Sweden!

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u/Trashburn Sep 24 '22

I have so many questions

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u/AJGreenMVP Sep 24 '22

Please save your questions for the end of the show

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Welcome to the shit show.

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u/sirmoveon Sep 24 '22

Aside from all the jokes, what's really going on here?

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u/SCRedWolf Sep 25 '22

You being serious?

Ten seats are for the judges and the last seat is for the alternate in case one of the judges can't fulfill their obligations.

I live out in the country so we normally only have either 5 or 7 seats depending on how large the village is.

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u/setomidor Sep 25 '22

Just storing office chair in an old bathroom

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u/kinni_grrl Sep 25 '22

Seriously wanna know why this is a thing

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u/Nik-Bee Sep 25 '22

Like, why is the toilet paper so far away?? It's a nightmare wrapped in a nightmare.

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u/TheRealHowardStern Sep 24 '22

They have a lot of migrants and this is part of the integration initiative source

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u/GradyJuddO16 Sep 24 '22

You know, I never considered that point of view

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u/TheBigNate416 Sep 24 '22

I didn’t believe you at all but you brought receipts

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u/DanitesHell Sep 24 '22

I hate you

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u/neomech Sep 24 '22 Silver

What a shitshow

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u/tri_it_again Sep 24 '22 Wholesome

“I guess you’re all wondering why I’ve called you in here today for this meeting? “

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u/FriarNurgle Sep 24 '22

Plop

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u/friendly-city Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

relieved sigh “Our numbers have been going down the tubes the entire quarter.”

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u/nickfree Sep 24 '22

We’ve been fighting for the number 2 spot in our sector and we’re starting to get some…nnnhh…movement.

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u/normal_reddit_man Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Goddammit, I made my comment without realizing you'd already made the same joke. Hat's off to you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Who does #2 work for?!

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u/monkey_shines82 Sep 25 '22

Lyndon Johnsons conference room

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u/tri_it_again Sep 25 '22

Accurate reference

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u/jhb760 Sep 24 '22

Maybe it's a Poodium

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u/REpassword Sep 24 '22

Swedish judge: 9.
Russian Judge: 2.
Japanese Judge: 8.

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u/Chesticularity Sep 24 '22

How do you get tickets for this? Asking for a friend...

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u/InWeGoNow Sep 24 '22

There it is. We wanted the perfect comment, and you have us the perfect comment.

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u/rekabis Sep 24 '22

The crappiest reveal in thespian history.

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u/panzorfork Sep 24 '22

But a surprisingly good one man show.

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u/dontstabpeople42069 Sep 24 '22

I wouldn’t mind some shitty commentary.

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u/Skreedeb Sep 24 '22

“The council will decide your fate”

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u/nickfree Sep 24 '22

“The Defecation will now commence.”

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u/dingusunchained Sep 24 '22

Hahaha I came to post “man, you got the judge, jury, and executioner up in there”

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u/Indybin Sep 25 '22

“Take a seat”

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u/too_old_4_this_crap Sep 24 '22

Straight outta Kömpton

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u/98raider Sep 24 '22

Crazy motherf*cker named Iskub

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u/Tszemix Sep 24 '22

From the gang called Synliga Minoriteter With Attitudes

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u/g_e_r_b Sep 24 '22

When I'm called y'all, I got the meatballs

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u/Nappyheaded Sep 25 '22

Anyone down for an IKEA overhaul?

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u/Danteg Sep 24 '22

I don't know why OP felt the need to invent a Swedish town, but it makes me wonder where this is actually from.

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u/Nimrond Sep 24 '22

Oldest thing I could find was some strange toilets of the world thread on twitter, under the handle @Miss_Powerhouse.

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u/j-s-0-n Sep 24 '22

It's in a town called Borås.

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u/Hot_Pomegranate7168 Sep 24 '22

Javla idiot named isberg.

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u/Magenta07 Sep 24 '22

Suppose you mean jävla?

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u/SashaWoodson Sep 24 '22

Oh I’ve had this dream.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Really? Was I in it?

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u/bigwillytrial1 Sep 24 '22

The final step in exposure therapy for people who are afrid to pee in public bathrooms.

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u/FanquI1 Sep 24 '22

it's gonna to truning them to exhibitionists

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u/alex4nderthegreat Sep 24 '22

This is stuff for nightmares

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u/WayneSmallman Sep 24 '22

Don't expect an applause or a standing ovation.

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u/OMGSpeci Sep 24 '22

I fully expect applause- maybe even an award or a speech

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u/Rottendog Sep 24 '22

Honestly it's the bow you need to watch out for.

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u/ProbablyInfluenced Sep 25 '22

Technically, it’s the arrows that do the damage.

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u/SolTNutz Sep 24 '22

Seems like a lot of pressure

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

The only pressure would be in my jejunum. I would have no problem performing for a crowd.

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u/ksye Sep 24 '22

...and then everybody started clapping their hands.

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u/misterpickleman Sep 24 '22

As opposed to clapping their...

Wait, nevermind.

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u/TokoBlaster Sep 24 '22

I hope they washed them

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u/Ord4ined Sep 24 '22

Was it a 6 minute or 14 minute standing ovation?

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u/wheresjim Sep 24 '22

I miss that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

They're swedish so I assume they're all 6'6

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u/dinoroo Sep 24 '22

It’s to maximize your exposure.

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u/BravoWhiskeyFoxtrot Sep 24 '22

I laughed way too hard at this comment

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u/IMovedYourCheese Sep 24 '22

That’s what stands out to you in this photo?

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u/BuzzAwsum Sep 24 '22

Yea coz they have to stand up to get it

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u/InWeGoNow Sep 24 '22

What's disappointing is that the back row isn't higher like an auditorium. They're going to have an obstructed view.

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u/Kaivosukeltaja Sep 24 '22 Bravo!

Yeah, you can't see shit from back there.

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u/nickfree Sep 24 '22

“PLAY FREE TURD!”

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u/Filthy_Bastard Sep 24 '22

Nah, it’s not really about the view, it’s about the scent.

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u/TimPoundsCornish Sep 24 '22

Thanks for coming to my.. hngh… TED talk.

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u/TheDarklingThrush Sep 24 '22

Straight outta my nightmares. Seriously…I have a recurring nightmare about not being able to find a toilet that is in a private stall. They’re all like this and I get increasingly panicked that I’ll have to use one like this.

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u/Malkav1379 Sep 24 '22

I have one where I'm sitting in the restroom taking a dump like normal but slowly realize the toilet is actually in the middle of a room with a bunch of people having a party. Even though I'm on a toilet, pants down, taking a dump, they only see me as just sitting in a chair being a guest at the party. I know that they'll see me like that until I try to wipe and finish up, as soon as I start that they'll all see the truth. At that point I'm just sitting there horrified at what eventually has to happen because nobody is leaving. So far I've always woken up before anyone notices.

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u/LordButtworth Sep 24 '22

Why is there an audience?

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u/the-grim Sep 24 '22

It's a public restroom

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u/EaterOfFood Sep 24 '22

A little too public.

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u/SirThatsCuba Sep 24 '22

Or not public enough. One of the two.

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u/nickfree Sep 24 '22

“Hurry up honey, I don’t wanna miss the opener!”

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u/chance_waters Sep 25 '22

This is the best comment in the entire thread

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u/soundsthatwormsmake Sep 24 '22

Performance (f)Art.

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u/fatedwanderer84 Sep 24 '22

Because the shits are epic and deserves a standing ovation.

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u/Catshannon Sep 24 '22

How many kuregs?

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u/pmcall221 Sep 24 '22

I'm going to guess since the chairs are placed so close together, the chairs are temporarily stored in the bathroom.

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u/nodegen Sep 24 '22

So you know how the Finns like getting naked in a sauna together? This is the lesser known Swedish cousin of that tradition

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u/pcnetworx1 Sep 25 '22

Imagine what they used to do in Norway…

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u/erdnusss Sep 24 '22

My guess: the restroom is a little oversized, so they used the remaining space to store the chairs. It does not look like they are really used at they place, since they are rolling chairs.

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u/AngryWombat2 Sep 24 '22

A wholly familiar feeling for anyone with kids…

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u/Rottendog Sep 24 '22

Or pets.

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u/tshannon92 Sep 24 '22

Omg mine just started wanting to be alone in there finally but she still gathers everyone, “who wanted to look at my poop????!!!!” And since she occasionally has constipation…every comes to look. We even clap sometimes lol

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u/littlemegzz Sep 24 '22 edited Sep 24 '22

Kids man. My little guy did this while potty training. One of his creations were large enough for an adult hippopotamus. I was actually impressed. Not very many people you can brag about it to though lol. Thanks Reddit!

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u/tshannon92 Sep 24 '22

Yeah she’s 6 and recently went a few days and then mom and realized neither of us had tried to get her a little Metamucil help… When that one arrived I was amazed it went down. I was trying to figure out the physics of it, where had she put it lol She’s tall for 6 but that thing…

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u/theablanca Sep 24 '22

I wonder where that actually is.

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u/Magenta07 Sep 24 '22

Me too

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u/theablanca Sep 24 '22

Yeah, doubt very much it's Sweden. It's a joke post to begin with.

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u/soOtakutive Sep 24 '22

It’s one of those fever dream toilets

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u/ecoberry Sep 24 '22

Literally my nightmare!

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u/QuantityExpert4349 Sep 24 '22

It’s the rough Compton that the Americans know…but Nordic

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u/Maniac_Ransacked Sep 24 '22

I legitimately have had a recurring nightmare about having to use the toilet that's placed right in front of a room full of people.

To know this exists is terrifying.

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u/1sikq5 Sep 25 '22

I have nightmares like this

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u/wish1977 Sep 24 '22

"And now I will show you the proper way to wipe your ass."

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u/dinoroo Sep 24 '22

I’m suddenly reminded of the random video I saw with an army officers washing himself in from of new recruits to show them how to properly wash their genitals and just shower in general.

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u/IrvTheSwirv Sep 24 '22

Is there actually a real explanation for this?

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u/Nappyheaded Sep 25 '22

I'm going with it's a fancy toilet display model

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u/IrvTheSwirv Sep 24 '22

Weird thing to downvote but ok fucker.

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u/Buffelmeister Sep 24 '22

Direkt från Kömpton

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u/prestige7723 Sep 24 '22

Got an audience watching you go

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

How can I get spectator reservations?

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u/leedela Sep 24 '22

Sweden has rough parts?

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u/TankChan Sep 25 '22

Still better than a US gas station restroom

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u/EvelynMontauk Sep 24 '22

This is the type of restroom in my dreams when I have to pee.

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u/happyexit7 Sep 24 '22

Cheap seats on the left, hu

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

Straight outta Kömpton

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u/Main-Professional-78 Sep 24 '22

Straight outta Kömpton

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u/twinstick1 Sep 25 '22

Please remain seated for the entire performance

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u/Good-Question9516 Sep 25 '22

Ahhh yes the show throne, I do love a good shit in front of a lot of strangers

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u/mmio60 Sep 25 '22

It is where I have done some of my best work, just never thought about inviting an audience.

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u/Majestic-Panda-528 Sep 25 '22

Damn. I’ve always wanted an audience while I take a massive shit.

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u/ninjamonkey0418 Sep 25 '22

Pooping 101, now with live visual aids

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u/STEMEXTFI Sep 25 '22

Is this a classroom for...nurses???

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u/makoadog Sep 25 '22

Real shit show

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u/Sakaprout Sep 24 '22

Pretty large judges panel, I'd get stage fright when my turn is up

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u/fatedwanderer84 Sep 24 '22

Shit and a show.

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u/spotturi18 Sep 24 '22

Oh got the audience to encourage those suffering from constipation what team work.

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u/JPr3tz31 Sep 24 '22

LBJ’s favorite chair!

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u/grandmabish2 Sep 24 '22

Take a seat and let me show you how this shit is done

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u/SteveBennett7g Sep 24 '22

In case people are watching a RomCom and need to throw up.

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u/LOL_L_Player1 Sep 24 '22

Depending on what you enjoy you may think that the ticket to this show is worth it or maybe not.

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u/Necessary_Advice_363 Sep 24 '22

Dang. They’re really packing people in to observe.

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u/Mathematicus_Rex Sep 24 '22

The throne room

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u/the-grim Sep 24 '22

So this is what "public restroom" means!

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u/Sofarbeyondfucked Sep 24 '22

I do love an audience

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u/TheShenanegous Sep 24 '22

What kind of sadistic fuck puts rolling chairs in rows?

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u/ThistleFly Sep 24 '22

Someone’s due for a pee-r review

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u/LarYungmann Sep 24 '22

How I felt in Navy Boot Camp.

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u/40calpat Sep 24 '22

I once had a dream similar to this. But there were more people

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u/carebearstarefear Sep 24 '22

Wow theatre view

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u/DollyDinkle Sep 24 '22

I've had actual nightmares exactly like this!

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u/Bit33331 Sep 24 '22

So public.

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u/RyoAtemi Sep 24 '22

This feels like it belongs in r/liminalspace or r/backroom

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u/OHbudfella_10 Sep 24 '22

Today I bring you, muddbut!

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u/mikedarling905 Sep 24 '22

but whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/4RCH43ON Sep 24 '22

Looks like a shitty committee.

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 Sep 24 '22

How much for front row seats?

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u/SpakenBacon Sep 24 '22

How are the acoustics?

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u/lol_treez Sep 24 '22

I used to think bathrooms in the USA were bad with the 3 inch gap in the doors…this is on a new level

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u/plan_with_stan Sep 24 '22

Straight outta Kömpton

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u/coolluck33 Sep 24 '22

Gives new meaning to the phrase 'pop a squat'. Now it's, 'watch a squat'- or not...

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u/Vladius28 Sep 24 '22

It's filled with holey water

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u/dotsdavid Sep 24 '22

I’m holding my poop till I get home. Peeing is fine because I don’t have to face people.

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u/frostedline Sep 24 '22

Is that for a lecture

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u/kphenson Sep 24 '22

Don't do things because everyone else is doing things.

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u/theburiedxme Sep 24 '22

Performance fArt

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u/Jamaqius Sep 24 '22

They take potty training really seriously in Sweden

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u/GlideOutside Sep 24 '22

How much are tickets? Asking for a friend…

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u/CuntsMcFadden Sep 24 '22

SIT and thou shalt be judge on form and technique!

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u/casettedeck Sep 24 '22

Leftmost chairs won't be able fully enjoy the show!

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u/dobermandude306 Sep 24 '22

"Alright class, today's lesson: Wiping"

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u/_EvilD_ Sep 24 '22

Your farts will be judged by a jury of your peers.

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u/No-Staff1170 Sep 24 '22

Straight outta Kömpton

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u/GaryOster Sep 24 '22

How is this OC?

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u/if0nly Sep 24 '22

What a shit show

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u/if0nly Sep 24 '22

What a shit show

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u/TrayGreen078 Sep 24 '22

hmmmmmmmmmm

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u/flyWhyguy Sep 24 '22

This is actually a comedy club called Shits & Giggles.

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u/Golda_M Sep 24 '22

I thought Asia's theatre style plop show was a step too far, but now I realize it was a step short.

This is so civilized. Go Sweden.

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u/Mine-Shaft-Gap Sep 24 '22

W..w....w.....why?

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u/M-C_Elroy Sep 24 '22

Do you need long arms

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u/Jonpg31 Sep 24 '22

audience “Well I can’t see shit”

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u/FindingUFO Sep 24 '22

Straight Outta Kömpton!

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u/DavidInPhilly Sep 24 '22

The chairs have movable bases. I know there are other things to discuss in this pic, but I’d like to address this first.

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u/Satanrius Sep 24 '22

Ein gute Scheißen!

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u/lonelierthan2 Sep 24 '22

Room with a view and an audience.

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u/Cromagnonguy Sep 24 '22

Has anyone said take a bowel yet?

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u/craigwhyte Sep 24 '22

This room is actually used for world record shits, the chairs are for the board members & witnesses needed to confirm records. You can’t see it in the picture but there is a couric scale next to the toilet. Randy Marsh is the current record holder with a shit weighing roughly over 100 courics

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u/FaithfulDowter Sep 24 '22

I’d be sitting for hours. With so many spectators, I wouldn’t be able to pinch the loaf.

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u/Admiral_N6 Sep 24 '22

Still better than public speaking.

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u/Jsmith0730 Sep 24 '22

When you really need to go but you’re also the one giving the presentation.

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u/Soupkitchn89 Sep 24 '22

Nice that they have a comfy chair for you to sit in while you wait your turn.

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u/flavortownpolitics Sep 24 '22

Stare the crowd down and let it rip. Show no fear

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u/watson1984 Sep 24 '22

I would projectile shit at seat 01

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u/Exact-Cockroach-6682 Sep 24 '22

A audience shit novel

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u/Warm-Alarm-7583 Sep 24 '22

These shows aren’t cheap I’m gonna need payment upfront.

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u/Amanystya Sep 24 '22

As someone with shy bladder I had a nightmare like this once

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u/malYca Sep 24 '22

If you gotta go, you gotta go I guess

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u/under_the_c Sep 24 '22

If my kids could design a bathroom...

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u/bobalon Sep 24 '22

Straight outta kompton

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u/Xx_Rick_Rolled_xX Sep 24 '22

Welcome to your poop lecture.

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u/couscous_nouvel Sep 24 '22

TED talks summarized in single picture

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u/kkeennmm Sep 24 '22

can’t tell you how often i have this dream

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u/Mission_Pickle_9211 Sep 24 '22

They can watch me shake it more then 4 times then