r/pics Sep 24 '22 Silver 1

Kathy Ireland. 1987.

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923 Upvotes

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u/igner_farnsworth Sep 24 '22

Adorable star of the sci-fi classic Alien from L.A., love you Kathy.

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u/Ch3t Sep 24 '22

Crow from /r/MST3K absolutely loses it over her voice at the 2:20 mark. Shutup

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u/igner_farnsworth Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Yup... it is one of the best episodes. I just love when one of them loses it.

typo corrected

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u/Whereisthefrontpage Sep 24 '22

Her voice in that movie is…difficult to listen to.

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u/igner_farnsworth Sep 24 '22

Oh it really is... but it's perfect for that film. Poor thing had to take voice lessons to make her speaking voice less annoying.

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u/Ace-Hunter Sep 25 '22

Wowowowow.

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u/Outofhere2021 Sep 25 '22

Lovely and net worth north of 1/2 BILLION$$. If only I had married her I would not have chased GME, BBBY, APRN and more. I would have found better things to do with our time together

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u/Cleanpool68 Sep 24 '22

Excellent form!

  • hands back
  • eyes on ball
  • loading back leg

10/10 would draft.

31

u/Spork_Warrior Sep 24 '22

Yes, but could she slide into third with that outfit?

69

u/CopperSavant Sep 24 '22

She could slide anywhere she wanted to.

20

u/juan_epstein-barr Sep 24 '22

not with that Mets hat she ain't

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u/Realistic_Door686 Sep 25 '22

I assume there will be a number of mass debaters here?

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u/DrT33th Sep 25 '22

They really give the debate a personal touch

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u/CopperSavant Sep 24 '22

That S.A.C. of shit hadn't bought the Mets back in 1987.

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u/Worst-Tweet Sep 24 '22

My dms pls

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u/intecknicolour Sep 24 '22

look at that...leg kick

20

u/tuckermia Sep 24 '22

She can also kick field goals

2

u/evanod Sep 25 '22

What a reference! “If this wasn’t friggin Astro-turf I’d dig a grave for myself”

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u/SuperVoodoo Sep 25 '22

Welcome to foot-ball.

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u/Jedibri81 Sep 24 '22

Loved her in Loaded Weapon 1

5

u/hghlnder72 Sep 24 '22

do you sleep in the nude? "only when i'm naked...."

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u/mccannr1 Sep 24 '22

Wasn't this literally posted yesterday?

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u/TJinAZ Sep 24 '22

Yeah, but it's Kathy, so I can't complain.

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u/Monster_Kody_ Sep 24 '22

She is still a smoke show

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u/IRarelyRedditBut Sep 24 '22

Good God, when I die, bury me in Kathy Ireland.

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u/BadgerSituation Sep 25 '22

Generic '80s new wave

Beep, bop, beep, bop, beep, bop

This is a song from the '80s

The decade which it currently is

22

u/farkwadian Sep 24 '22

1987 is peak cocaine

4

u/haxic Sep 24 '22

Badass

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u/sturmey Sep 25 '22

genetically she won the lottery. Have you seen recent pictures? she's still incredibly attractive.

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u/bombmk Sep 25 '22

And insanely rich. Half a bil net worth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Fun fact my second cousin once removed dated her shortly. She was super fun and he said smelled of frankincense most dates.

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u/DonnyRainboe Sep 25 '22

I'd hit that! (I'm a decent softball player)

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u/Open_Currency1947 Sep 24 '22

Had this picture on my wall as a teenager...if my house was haunted I subjected those poor ghosts to hours of furious teenage fapping...

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u/bassafarian Sep 24 '22

:-/ softball girls nver looked like this hwen i was in school...

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u/buongiorno_johnporno Sep 24 '22

Totally depends on your gear, though

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u/bitemark01 Sep 24 '22

Tbf I don't think that's appropriate attire

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u/juan_epstein-barr Sep 24 '22

tbf the softball girls were a little thicker than Kat

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u/wish1977 Sep 24 '22

I can't believe those guys let her play with them.

4

u/buddyWaters21 Sep 24 '22

Welcome to foot….BALL!

5

u/mattjammar Sep 24 '22

What guys?

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u/wish1977 Sep 24 '22

Aren't those guys behind the backstop?

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u/mattjammar Sep 24 '22

What backstop?

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u/wish1977 Sep 24 '22

The fence behind her.

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u/mattjammar Sep 24 '22

Behind her?

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u/wish1977 Sep 24 '22

Do we have some comprehension problems here?

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u/mattjammar Sep 24 '22

What comprehension problems?

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u/wish1977 Sep 24 '22

There's no intelligent life here. I'm out.

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u/gman1951 Sep 24 '22

That's the year she lead the league in hits.

3

u/emale27 Sep 24 '22

This is a picture of swim suit model Kathy Ireland?

She's my wife, I swear.

2

u/subliminal_trip Sep 24 '22

Batter up! (Mine, that is).

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u/IdealIdeas Sep 25 '22

Its like she is wearing nothing at all! nothing at all! nothing at all!

2

u/LONG_LIVE_Oi Sep 25 '22

Bring back those bathing suits

2

u/SnooOpinions7040 Sep 25 '22

Horny redditors

2

u/Wiggy_0000 Sep 24 '22

Oh the strawberry she would have. Ouch

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u/The_Drunken_Ronin Sep 24 '22

Someone get that kid a sandwich.

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u/Cmsmks Sep 24 '22

Crazy that in The 80s a big ass was not a good thing.

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u/plabo77 Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Popular beauty standards are constantly changing but I think there were at least a couple specific factors at play. Media mostly featured and catered to white people (even more than now) who, as a group, are not known for big asses on otherwise slim frames. Some people did have or prefer big asses, but that wasn’t reflected in media. I could be wrong but I think this changed in early 2000 when JLo made an appearance in her green Versace dress and it was a big hit. Maybe there was an example prior to this that I’m forgetting or missed, but I distinctly remember her ass in the dress being a big conversation at the time because it was novel in mainstream media (and she looked great).

Also, while there was a lot of aerobic exercise going on, there was not the same mainstream interest in weight training, especially not for bulking purposes, as there is today. So those who weren’t naturally blessed with big asses were also not creating or shaping them through weight training.

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u/ralphvonwauwau Sep 24 '22

That's all solid girl flesh, firm and ready.

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u/StillWill18 Sep 24 '22

Yeah, I remember always wondering why it wasn’t back then.

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u/MarkHirsbrunner Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

Because a fat ass usually means you are overweight. Even if it's concentrated in the butt and thighs, that much fat is not healthy. People were really into fitness in those days.

Plumpness often doesn't age well, either. I'm 50 and there are no shapely fat asses in my age demographic - if they still have it, it's sagging down in rolls and looks like a sack of cottage cheese. The only women who still have attractive bodies are thin. Look at Kathy Ireland today - at 59 she's still very attractive. The current fat asses are going to be disgusting at that age unless they thin down.

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u/OHbudfella_10 Sep 24 '22

Gotta love seeing the ribs.....

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u/tsunatki Sep 24 '22

Weird

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u/OHbudfella_10 Sep 24 '22

Sarcasm. Mocking the love of skinny bods back then. Now its fake bods to mimic a good bod.

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u/s73v3m4nn Sep 24 '22

She needs several good square meals

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u/tabby90 Sep 24 '22

You're getting down voted like that many ribs sticking out is normal.

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u/AudreyTwoToo Sep 25 '22

Or downvoted for making comments about another person’s weight. You don’t comment that someone needs to eat in the same way that you don’t comment that someone should not eat.

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u/Stezheds Sep 24 '22

Probably a deep fly out, pff, started lifting her lead foot too early

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes Sep 25 '22

visible ribs on a woman. dont see that anymore.

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u/9780190752224 Sep 25 '22

pretty girl, but she supports Israel and is an anti-abortionist.

10/10 looks but 0/10 in the brains department

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u/TianamenHomer Sep 24 '22

Ugh. Way too boney for my tastes. Knees too sharp too.

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u/D34TH_5MURF__ Sep 25 '22

Really? Sharp knees? Of all the stupid comments. Here is a model, one who many people find attractive, and you criticize...her knees? I'm willing to bet, if she were in the same room with you, you would stammer and get stupider like we all do around beautiful people.

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u/MarkHirsbrunner Sep 24 '22

Typical, elsewhere redditors are going crazy over a drawing of an overweight/edge of obese Zelda. A healthy weight is no longer seen as attractive by Americans raised to accept the results of processed foods and no exercise.

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u/truth420420 Sep 24 '22

Why is she looking like a rotisserie chicken?

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u/domotor2 Sep 24 '22

She definitely looks as good

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

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u/terminally_cool Sep 24 '22

Tanning bed era? What era are we in now?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

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u/terminally_cool Sep 24 '22

That’s what my girlfriend does I know the place also has tanning beds. I never use them so I am honestly curious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '22

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u/terminally_cool Sep 24 '22

I live in Maine and we are ten years behind the times so that maybe why.

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u/Stinkydadman Sep 24 '22

She looks like Kathy Ireland

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u/iamunabletopoop Sep 24 '22

One ball flying of course and there would be ribs missing

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u/bubba7557 Sep 24 '22

Not sure you want to slide into second wearing that uniform though

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u/StillWill18 Sep 24 '22

Aaaah yes, who could forget…

…the cocaine era of baseball.

1

u/poultran Sep 25 '22

She was super hot and pretty, but had a super annoying minnie Mouse voice as I recall.

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u/bulletproofmanners Sep 25 '22

I am on Team Ireland.

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u/zephyr-zoo Sep 25 '22

I’ll take two please.

1

u/blackbeltmessiah Sep 25 '22

Dull surprise

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u/assclaper5000 Sep 25 '22

Her face looks likes Riley Reids lol

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u/Unfair_Championship8 Sep 25 '22

Before and where is the after????

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Smash

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u/Automatic-Minute6894 Sep 25 '22

I wish I had that body lol

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u/Dumpster_slut69 Sep 25 '22

Hotdog skin

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u/TheMAN-HIMSELF564 Sep 24 '22

What if the ball hits her😅

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u/crayfl Sep 24 '22

I'm really trying to think of a joke here but I can't. Sorry guys

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u/saintspattiesday Sep 24 '22

I wonder her rib bones look oddly familiar to the ones my grandma cooked

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Doesn't get much faker than this.

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u/DaleGribble312 Sep 24 '22

OMG imagine Kim K trying to hit a baseball, that would be GOLDEN

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u/Napery Sep 24 '22

Kim’s alien plastic body would look ridiculous in this outfit

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u/DaleGribble312 Sep 24 '22

Then imagine her trying to swing a baseball bat!

I mean it would be hilariously bad, btw, if that wasnt clear.

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u/Dragon-With-Matches Sep 24 '22

Yeah. Jared Leto was a pretty hot chick before he made the transition.

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u/fermat1432 Sep 24 '22

Not Kate Middleton?

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u/ZaxLofful Sep 24 '22

Being out the smoke wagon!

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u/akila219 Sep 25 '22

Adidas back ribs

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u/OppositeHistorical11 Sep 25 '22

I don't care for the starvation look. Ribs should not be prominent. It isn't healthy.

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u/tomsaiyuk Sep 25 '22

They should use this photo every time they bring the McRib back