r/worldnews Sep 22 '22 Take My Power 1 Silver 2 Helpful 4 Wholesome 7 All-Seeing Upvote 2 Take My Energy 1

Zelenskyy calls on Russians to 'protest' and 'fight back' against Putin's draft if they 'want to survive' Russia/Ukraine

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u/Lootcifer- Sep 22 '22

“Guys, please don’t come over cause you gonna go back home in a shoe box”

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u/sorenant Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 23 '22

Go back home? Why? So Putin has to pay for some woman's Lada? Mark it as MIA and call it day.

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u/Crab-_-Objective Sep 23 '22

Obviously they were a coward and deserted from the great and unbeatable Russian Army.

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u/ohbother12345 Sep 22 '22

"Please don't come, we have more than enough fertilizer now"

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u/nashedPotato4 Sep 23 '22

"Come"(comer) being "eat" in Spanish, this comment is 3x as funny 🤣

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u/taktaktakt Sep 23 '22

You should watch the drone video where a couple of Russians die in a fox hole

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u/Roboticide Sep 23 '22

"You seem a decent people. We hate to kill you."

"You seem a decent country. We hate to die."

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u/TheDrachen42 Sep 23 '22

I thought they were having great success by capturing Russians and feeding them and treating them well. "I'd be like sure Putin, I'll fight for you." And waiving a white flag as soon as I was across the border and escaped the army.

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u/ActivisionBlizzard Sep 23 '22

Repatriation is expensive, best they can hope for is to lie in sunflower fields.